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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
It was simple And delicate,
Was invented By the ancient phoenicians.
To hug him In the men's room.
In the old hoosier state.
Well, I am, so we have The bases covered.
I think We understand each other.
Oh. Well, all right.
No. No. On the contrary.
Cliffie?
Dad, that's illegal.
[Tape fast forwards]
And it's Right side up, too.
But i'm way Ahead of her.
* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *
I mean, we're Splitting hairs here.
Claudia left Rather abruptly.
Well, there's plenty Of time for that later.
Hey!
[Tape stops]
Don't push it.
Hello.
You breathe One word of this,
Oh, thanks.
If i might make A suggestion.
My father didn't trust me,
I guess i'll be saying That a lot tonight.
Well, uh, wait a second Here, claudia.
* You wanna be Where you can see *
All right, i had A couple of beers.
She's going to think That i told you not to go,
To be A third wheel.
Guess i'll just go home.
Oh. Here.