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Um, well, I am actually here for my job back.
for dating advice too, but he's not here.
figure out how to get this thing open. I'll be back, okay?
Okay, I lied. I didn't get my old job back.
and I just wanna say,
- [singing] ♪ All creatures ♪ - Oh. Okay, sorry.
I'm sorry, Uncle Jim, but those haters are too mean!
But I consider myself pure...
Oh, yes, thank you.
I don't know. Why don't you go back to selling goldfish or something?
[sobs]
- Right. - Don't be a pervert.
and you're not afraid to stand up for yourself.
Okay. When God closes a door...
[Keith] Yes, amen.
Oh, okay. All right, um...
- Oh, I'm sorry. [chuckles] - And you probably...
But, I... I will be there, for sure. I'll definitely come.
Two can play at that game. [laughs]
Okay, well, you can't just hang around ribbon dancing all day.
Okay. [clears throat]
It's church, Emily. It's not about being in the spotlight.
I'm sorry. Oh, oh.
A dead fern?
- [door opens] - [Keith] Hey.
I've decided to give up on fame and focus on the more important things in life.
- I'm Keith. - Hi, I'm Bethany.
Yes, I also have pictures of clothed babies, if you're interested.
Yes.
can be used as a tool rather than a distraction.
[Bethany] Emily.
[Miranda] Great. So, what's this?
♪ Hallelujah ♪
Okay. I'll be here as long as it takes.
Well, you know, Uncle Jim is the first person I think of
I was poised to go straight to the top,
Well, you have your mother's beautiful eyes. [chuckles]
Okay. I'll be here as long as it takes.
He's got pretty soulful eyes.
♪ We're in control Body and soul ♪
Now, what I want everybody to do, take out your wallets.
Thanks, Mom.
Okay. Okay.
Uh... I, uh, I just wanna pray
No. Uh, I'm single.
I think it's time that you heard a little story