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I'm voting.
Giant Douche is your man!
And then I'm gonna buy you a niiice steak dinner with all the trimmings.
The turd and the coin. And the lettuce, and the olives.
Yeah!
I...
Stan Marsh, for not following our most sacred of rites, you are hereby banished from South Park for all eternity.
Wisconsin Bernie voters who risked death to vote for him yesterday
Attention students, we have tallied your mascot nomination sheets,
You can't run from a.38, go ahead and try!
And I would like to thank all of the students and their parents for coming.
Don't worry, we'll free you.
by eco-terrorists for the 47th time, we are going to change our school mascot.
It's not up to you. You'll have to talk with Dr. Cornwallis.
Sir, some students and parents are reluctant to have a... giant douche represent them.
You misled him, fat ass!
Well, I just figured you'd vote for my guy! Who's fuckin' friend are you?!
But we like being the Cows!
Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd.
...Sir, you are a turd sandwich.
Shake them titties when you vote, bitch! (bitch!)
Nobody can beat a Cow! Let's gooo, South Park!
OPEN THE GATE!
What the? They're all dead? Well, that means...
Or until you decide that voting is important.