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Sam, that's not Going to work.
I'd be lying Stretched out, All naked.
Since i pounded the bricks For a cause.
I can drink my beer And enjoy My newspaper
Deal. Thank you.
This ensemble Is equally appropriate
I love you, too.
But i just bought Some new clothes.
You may feel Futile now,
I thought i had a way out.
Light the match.
His name is vince. He's got some muscles.
It comes Complete with anklet
To drop off The petition, right?
I know what you're Going through right now
[Imitating john wayne] Who stuck a burr under Your saddle, missy?
You see some t-bones And a rump roast.
Yeah? How?
She misses her man.
I love robin, and i am Going to remain Loyal to him,
You don't know The half of it, Sammy.
You could start A grease fire in here.
But you can taste The difference.
Who am i going to get To do it for me, norm?
Or, if you want, The ultimate way
It's gone.
I mean, someone has to die Before you can get a seat there.
But he didn't Hurt robin, did he?
No, no. He was just Sopping up some gravy
Yeah. I think i Really turned his Life around today