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Spectrum mentor Meetings Be like...
Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab,
I was an anchor here in town at Metro News 1.
who want to reach their highest potential?
I mention that back in Minnesota,
So, how much dancing are we talking about?
Like everything on your resumé is so relevant.
BARNEY: (AS INTERVIEWER) To the impossible?
The Ghost in the Post. The Human Turnstile.
She was auditioning to be the lottery girl.
It's more commonly known as dancer's hip.
Oh. Oh, wow. I don't know!
Is this where the lottery girl auditions are?
- Hi. - Hi.
Awesome, awesome, awesome awesome, awesome, awesome
BARNEY: (AS INTERVIEWER) Barney Stinson,
Exactly. Because that's who Corporate America wants,
- He did just fine! - You know what?
Maybe the problem is your resumé.
Perfect and available
- Yes, now you're talking. - What?
Ooh, an anchor. You must have a killer signoff phrase.
- Let me try something. - All right.
Which are lit with dreams, also.
Yeah, no, totally.
It's like, hello, I'm not 19 anymore, you know?
Why are you dancing so much, and why don't I know about it?
You just stood near a horse and sat on a motorcycle.