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(SINGING) Under the waterfall
Guys, come on. Marshall didn't get this injury from dancing.
Check it out. I make it fun. I invented a little game.
None of this is going to help me get a job. I'm about to get kicked out of the country.
Wear a condom.
You had to be on a motorcycle to say that?
- Canada. - Right.
In Alberta. In Canada.
How can it be me? That guy's British.
I have to move back to Canada.
Is it easier to dance when you don't have external genitalia?
and caught himself a 16-pound walleye.
- I told them to shove it. - Dude!
No, no. They could never process that and make it official in time. That won't work.
And you are?
And the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress
Because if they knew where I was, they'd shut me down.
Like mine. I present
Absolutely not. That would be lame.
I didn't play that much D.
Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson! That reminds me of Barney! Surfing on the ocean... there's Barney somewhere.
Hey, I didn't know you knew how to stand near a horse, that's impressive.
Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling.
I need you to just say vague, confident-sounding buzzwords,
How are you getting letters if no one knows where you are, douche?
So, tell me, do any of the other little girls in your class have dancer's hip?
- And time! - What's the count?
I am way past my dating prisoners phase.
- She seems mean. - Yeah, she seems super-mean.
So that's how you injured your hip?
Cards on the table, you weren't the first lady to wear that in here.