Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

Yes, yes, I see you. Get in. Get in.

Kinda like a pissed-off toy dinosaur. The coroner couldn't get her eyes closed.

My dad died about ten years ago of injuries he sustained during a duel.

Tuesday! My mom called it Tuesday.

My mom died and all I got was this free churro.

Finally, I guess this one newspaper thought he was pretty hilarious,

which is a pretty shitty thing to leave your widow with.

"No, man, some crew guy just left their coffee cup in the shot."

which is a meal I need in order to live,

It's like Becker.

"Bad news, you lost a husband, but don't worry, you also lost the house!"

Sorry about the closed casket, by the way.

and she offers me a free churro with my meal.

And I'm going through the same thing now. You know what it's like?

Well, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana,

but when I finally had enough, I went to the store and it was gone.

That's what I learned when I had to make my own sandwich.

The last conversation I ever had with him was about his novel.

She was just reading a sign.

so, seriously, if you wanted me to sit down

Usually, when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing shitty,

Might have gone a little too far with that one.

You never get a happy ending, 'cause there's always more show.

it actually was, uh, with my mom.

So instead, I was, like... "Yeah."