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Ph-Philio- Philian- Philanthropist.
Hey you suck!
I'm freaking out, dude. Okay, new plan. New plan. New plan.
Yeah. And so the Wendy's manager is all, "You gotta clean that up!"
Let's pretend you're not who you are and just try to attract a woman.
Is it a yes or a no? 'Cause you're kinda holding up traffic here. It's- It's rude.
Anyway, I will have you all know that I also broke Brad's heart in high school. So...
And now she won't talk to me. Frank, I don't give a shit about any of this.
And C: Get this. The guy she's marrying used to be my boyfriend.
You guys, how are you?
He- He dives in to the ocean for the sea salt.
It is a no scenario! Why?
I'm out! I'm out! All right. Yeah, yeah.
I told you to stick with the game plan! It was going great! I had it!
You remember that? There's a whole carton of cigarettes in it for you.
Any amount of RING WING ON THE INTERNET IS TOO MUCH RING WING
That or she's afraid that Charlie might blow his brains out.
These things sting like a bitch, man.
I remember how they made fun of you.
Oh. Really?
Let's- Let's- You want to take another one?
Guys! I cannot believe you're not thinking about Charlie right now.
- Hey! - - Hey.
Really? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel like you deserve it.
No? Oh, for God's sakes! What is that?
And I said, "They're your hamburgers. You clean 'em up."
Charlie, we're gonna get you back on the dating scene, bro.
Put some vegetable oil on it. That'll make you feel better. Okay. Bye, sexy.
That shirt is ruined. I know, dude. Give me your shirt.
Uh, magnets.
- All right, what are some of your likes? - Uh, ghouls.
Okay, I- I didn't tell you to go. I didn't give you the high sign.
You're absolutely right. I'm confusing you with another pathetic drunk that I know.