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I was thinking I could help you guys out by throwing you a bachelorette party!
Let's do who you are minus the hornet stings.
Yeah. Let's talk about your likes and dislikes.
I'm gonna put snowboarding. We'll put snowboarding. I don't really snowboard.
This is because I was. But that- that didn't work out.
- All right, listen. You gotta be on your toes tonight, okay? - ##
Ooh. No, that's- Is that how you get chicks? Well, he's got a 50-50 shot.
Great! Go have sex at wendy's!
Oh, really? Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!
Dee, save yourself the embarrassment. Yeah, yeah.
Whoa! What? What?
Okay. We'll go get sweaty in a Wendy's bathroom.
I still love you.
No don't! Oh my God
Well, tell you what, man. Why don't you go ahead and have this present anyway?
I've been getting engaged to all these chicks who broke up with me in high school...
Ella Garbuz is getting married.
I ain't giving you shit you old bitch!
What if I have Shit to give
Wait, no. No, no, no, no, Brad. No, don't leave yet. I'm sorry.
Damn.
- What are you doing? - I'm leaving!
I've got this. Charlie, make a move. Maul.
The waitress is getting married.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was- She was devastated.
That sounds like a whole thing. I’m not into it.
All right, Mrs. Mac, make sure that you talk...
Let's just not do that. We'll just Photoshop it.
I was very nervous. I started eating cheese, man.
She's been nothing but trouble for us. That's a good point.
- and see if he likes it. Ready? - Yeah.
I'm trying to smoke these hornets to death so I can get their honey.
There's some very basic science out there supporting that.