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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You got to say "drying" if you're gonna say "rack."
Me and Kris Kringle parasailed into the church parking lot.
I'm right here if anything goes wrong.
Happy wife, happy life.
All right, let's hit the road.
Look, I... I want the kids to know that
And a little funny, but... (chuckles)
I tried to be very thoughtful, okay? Okay.
Hey...! Hey...!
Wha-- hey.
that I didn't think of this one myself.
Ah.
and you set into motion a chain of events
Yeah, because we don't have any presents to put under
you manipulated my parents,
see the tree because all the presents.
and Mommy's drying rack?
Yeah.
Well, I just don't want you to be disappointed
taquitos.
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just too freaking jolly.
her keys so we could
I mean, I have a suitcase full of matching sweaters
I'm gonna go check flights to Virginia.
because he foolishly listened
She's smart, Don-- it's her only bad quality.
So, how'd you do?
You stole me my magic moment.
"If you like this,
(gasps) Forgiveness.
What are you doing?