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I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO GO IN, HUH?
UH, UH, LEMON SEEDS, LITTLE BIT OF LIME SKIN.
IN SOME RESPECTS, I FEEL KIND OF LIKE A BLACK SHEEP,
AND YOU HAVE A WHOLE, YOU KNOW,
I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW.
IF HE DOESN'T PUT ENOUGH PRESSURE ON HIMSELF, THEN HE'S NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
UM... IT-- IT-- YOU HAD ONE PART COMING IN,
WHITE WINE. THE WINE IS CLEAR.
THIS SIDE'S WORKING, THIS SIDE'S CLOGGED,
IF DUSTIN AND I DID THAT TO OURSELVES,
TODAY IT'S POSSIBLE I BECOME A MASTER SOMMELIER.
I COULD HAVE HIT ALL OF 'EM.
YOU HAVE... WHAT DID I FORGET?
THIS WINE IS FROM SOUTH AUSTRALIA,
SO THAT WHOLE AFTERNOON,
THIS IS ALL A SHEET OF ICE. THAT'S FUN.
AGAIN, WE'LL CALL THAT MEDIUM.
I THOUGHT IT WAS CLASSIC BAROLO ON WINE FIVE, AND THE TANNIN--
YEAH, IT'S NICE TO BE HERE.
AND WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW, AND GET THE WINE RIGHT.
NEW WORLD, OLD WORLD,
I DREAM ABOUT BEING ON A BEACH
BEFORE YOU CAN STUDY A SPECIFIC REGION OF THE WORLD,
BUT THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO IS...
THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLE STRESS BEFORE A BIG TEST,
AND THAT PERSON WILL HAVE TO...
THEY ARE JUST EGOMANIACS WHO ARE SO SELF-ABSORBED.
FINAL CONCLUSION, THIS WINE IS FROM THE UNITED STATES.
THIS WINE IS MEDIUM CLEAR. THE WINE IS BRIGHT.
- WHAT FLIGHT, SIR? - UH, 305.
WRAPPING AROUND MY LEG AND GRIPPING ONTO ME,
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE
PEOPLE HAVE A DIFFICULTY WITH ITALY, FOR SOME REASON.
YOU GO BACK TO THE DESK FOR A QUICK SECOND.
WOW. WOW, THIS IS CRAZY.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, WELL, LISTEN, UH,
NO EVIDENCE OF GAS, FLOCCULANTS, OR SEDIMENT.
SAUVIGNON BLANC IS SO GETTABLE,
WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO? YOU JUST CALL 'EM AND GO.
DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE ANY NEW OAK ON THE WINE.
USUALLY, PEOPLE WITH A SPORTS BACKGROUND
- YEAH, WATER HOSE. - FRESH-CUT WATER HOSE. I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME.
BASICALLY, IT'S JUST A COMBINATION OF YEAST,
I THINK PART OF IT MIGHT BE
BUT ABOVE ALL, ESPECIALLY NOW, AS YOU GET CLOSER,
AND STAY HOME AND STUDY, YOU KNOW?
YOU WAKE UP, AND WHAT IS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT?
DUDE, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THIS THING AGAIN.
DUSTIN'S DREAMIN' ABOUT TAKIN' HIS THEORY EXAM
- CAUBLER'S TRYING TO TALK ME OUT OF IT. - SHIT'S NORTHERN RHONE.
MEDIUM-PLUS ACID.
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO GO THROUGH.
WHY THAT'S BAD-- WHY THAT'S--
BUT, YOU KNOW, EXAM DAY'S EXAM DAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WINE,
♪ LIVE IN WHITE WALLS
IS IT GONNA BE A FINISHER FOR 'EM?
THIS WINE HAS A MODERATE-PLUS INTENSITY,
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S IN THE GLASS,
- REMEMBER, THIS IS THE MASTERS. - RIGHT.
♪ YOU'RE PERFECTLY FLAWED
BUT IF ONE OF US PASSES, IT'S STILL ALL GOOD,
♪ AND I'VE WATCHED YOU GROW ♪
I FIRST CALLED IT BAROLO,
DESCRIBE 'EM WELL, DO 'EM IN TIME, YOU KNOW YOUR FORMAT,
WITH THOSE CANDIDATES THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE TRAINING FROM NOW ON, MASTER. OKAY?
COULD YOU PASS ME THAT BOTTLE, OF HERMITAGE?
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY, AND I'M GONNA DO THE WINE OR WHAT?
DO THE THINGS THAT'LL HELP YOU RELAX.
IF YOU'VE EVER BOTHERED TO READ THE BIBLE,
SHOW THOSE PEARLY WHITES. LEAST SHE MADE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
WE ALL HAVE A FEAR OF BEING JUDGED.
I FEEL 100% READY.
AND THEN, THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU HAVE 25 MINUTES.
THERE'S A LOT OF NEW FRENCH OAK ON THIS WINE.
CAUBLE, IT'S ME.
THANK YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN COMPARE IT TO,
I'VE DONE IT FOR OVER 25 YEARS.
AND FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S A GOOD BET,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE A SPECIFIC REFERENCE TO WHERE THAT AREA IS,
AND WE CAN'T BRING GLASS ON THE BOAT AND, YOU KNOW,
SIX MONTHS LATER,
IT'S ...THE, UH, THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO THAT'S NOT SO OBVIOUS.
I COULD NEVER IMAGINE KEEPING A FRIEND IF I...
AND THOSE STORIES WE TELL THE GUESTS BY FLAVOR,
SO SHE CAN CHECK ON MY LEFT NOSTRIL, MAN,
BUT I HAVE TO GO WITH MY GUT HERE.
AND I APOLOGIZE, I'M CURRENTLY OUT OF THE 1998.
RIGHT? IS THAT TOBACCO, OR IS THAT SMOKED MEAT?
AND A FRESH NEW RUBBER HOSE, I GET.
- AND WHAT DID YOU DECIDE? - SMOKED MEAT.
IF YOU'VE NEVER SMELLED A DRIED VIOLET,
OR ROOM.
IT'S LIKE A STORM COMES THROUGH HERE.
I TOLD MYSELF, I CAN BE HIM,
McClintic: WHEN THE SPANISH DISCOVERED THE NEW WORLD,
WHERE IT'S ALMOST LIKE AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE.
YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE WINES ARE, EVEN WHEN YOU THINK YOU DO.
THAT'S THE WORST PART.
- YEAH. - DIDN'T WE HAVE A VERY HARD CONVERSATION?
IT JUST HAPPENS BY ATTRITION.
AUTOMATICALLY YOU THINK,
ACTUALLY TAUGHT ME THAT. WILLY SHARROT.
IN A LOT OF WINES?
[ speaks German word ] DID I SAY THAT?
SO... KEEP THAT HEAD UP. WE STILL HAVE WORK TO DO.
FIT INTO A HOT PINK VIN VARIATION.
REALLY, IF ANYTHING,
HE'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN BE THAT WAY AND STILL PULL IT OUT.
- DUDE, IT'S ALL GOOD. - IT JUST GETS TO A POINT WHEN IT'S JUST IRRITATING.
OR, LIKE, JUST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT IS.
AND THAT'S HOW I KIND OF, UM, NOW MEMORIZE INFORMATION
IS BEING ABLE TO DESCRIBE THE EARTH.