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[LAUGHING] YOU MADE IT. ALL THAT HARD WORK.
AS YOU'LL SEE IN THIS PROFESSION.
♪ THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ♪
SO, WHERE DO YOU GO? DO YOU GO SAINT-CYR?
- MEDIUM-PLUS. - I'D CALL VISCOSITY HIGH ON THIS AS WELL.
UPON MY FOURTH ATTEMPT AT THE M.S. EXAM,
AND TIME AND EMOTIONAL-- YOU KNOW, HEARTBREAK--
NO. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT AUSSIE RIESLING.
YOU'VE NEVER SMELLED THAT BEFORE?
FRED DAME'S GOT A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
AND THEN TRACE IT,
I LAUGH AND I GO, "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!"
'CAUSE THE THIRD ONE IS A CHARDONNAY.
AND THEN, UM, SOME OF THE WOOD INDICATORS,
♪ AND STUCK IN MY HEAD
AT THIS POINT, YOU KNOW, BEING SO CLOSE TO THE EXAM,
AND TELLING ME THAT BRIAN AND DUSTIN PASSED, BUT IAN DIDN'T.
♪ YOUR POTENTIAL REMAINS
AND I CAME HOME ABOUT 12:30 OR 1:00, AND, UH...
DUSTY'S IN A FUNNY PLACE RIGHT NOW.
DUDE, I HAD A FUCKIN' CRAZY-- I HAD CRAZY DREAMS.
WELL, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S TRUE.
DUE TO THE MEDIUM ACID AND THE HIGH ALCOHOL.
I'M JUST TOO IRRITATED RIGHT NOW.
WHICH IS THE HIGHEST SCORER.
HOW ABOUT THE RULES FOR MOELLEUX?
THE PROMISED LAND THERE, RIGHT?
♪ UNLATCH THE GATE
"HONEY, IF YOU DON'T PASS IT THIS TIME, WE NEED TO TALK."
YOU'RE A VERY GOOD TASTER. ALL THE THINGS ARE THERE.
[ speaking German ]
♪ BOTH WRONG, YET BOTH RIGHT ♪
BUYING A NEW BOTTLE OF WINE IS ALWAYS A WAGER.
TO BUY THAT BOTTLE OF WINE.
OF BEING ABLE TO VERY REGULARLY IDENTIFY, YOU KNOW, THE WINE,
♪ THERE'S NO BLACK OR WHITE ♪
THEY'LL SPEND THE WHOLE EVENING
I SAID, "WELL, FRED, YOU KNOW, COME ON,
AND I'M SURE THAT THESE GUYS WILL PROBABLY FIGURE THAT OUT WHEN THEY PASS AS WELL.
IAN AND I HAVE STUDIED FOR THE ADVANCED TOGETHER,
THAT I CUT THE TIP OFF OF, BASICALLY,
- THAT'S SO REFRESHING, - ALL RIGHT, EXCELLENT.
AND YOU GET TO KNOW THEM AS PEOPLE AND ALL THAT,
IT WAS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE, YOU KNOW?
OKAY. LET'S DO IT.
AND WE USUALLY KIND OF REMOVE OURSELVES
'CAUSE ONE OF US CAN'T BE RIGHT,
I ALWAYS HAVE A SMILE ON MY FACE. GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
THAT IS A BALLSY CALL, DUDE. '04 VACQUEYRAS? WHY?
♪ I MIGHT JUST BE DEMENTED
WHERE THE OLDEST VINEYARDS STILL MAKE WINE TODAY.
THAT YOU DON'T COMPLETELY FEEL, YOU KNOW, CONFIDENT WITH.
IT TENDS TO BE PART OF THE SACRAMENT.
NOW IT GROWS IN CHILE, ARGENTINA, MEXICO, CALIFORNIA.
I'M GOING TO DALLAS.
HE JUST WANTS TO GET AWAY FROM CAUBLE,
AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE, TALKIN' TO THEM.
NO, BUT IF YOU START-- YOU'VE NEVER DONE THAT?
♪ BOTH WRONG, YET BOTH RIGHT ♪
YOU HAVE TO DO THE WINE AFTER YOU DID THAT WHOLE BIT, MAN,
HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU PLAN TO STUDY BETWEEN NOW AND TOMORROW?
THAT WAS TOURAINE CHINON '09 CABERNET FRANC. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
FRUIT, EARTH, WOOD. NON-FRUIT, NON-EARTH, NON-WOOD.
- ARE YOU DOING RELAXATION TECHNIQUES? - ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IF YOU DON'T FACE THOSE THINGS,
FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, CRAPPIN' BRICKS.
THE THOUGHT OF, LIKE, WHEN I SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT,
- HE WAS MESSING WITH ME, AS USUAL. - RIGHT.
AND DRAMATIC IMPROVEMENT.
AND THEN, WE WENT FISHING, AND I BROUGHT UP ALL THIS WINE
PROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR
YOU WOULD PROBABLY LIKE YOUR WHITE WINE OR ROSEÉ WINE
AND I HAVE TO CLEAN IT OUT,
THERE'S THE DIPLOMA, I'VE GOT THIS, THAT.
AND I CALLED SIX LEFT BANK THIRD GROWTH BORDEAUX 2000,
COME BACK AND REGROUP AND GET READY FOR THE NEXT STAGE.
♪ ALL THE ANSWERS YOU HAVE ♪
IF NOT THE OLDEST STILL-EXISTING WHITE WINES IN THE WORLD.
TO BE AN OUTSTANDING SOMMELIER,
THEY DIDN'T DRINK WATER-- TOO DANGEROUS TO DRINK WATER, SO THEY DRANK WINE.
YEAH, I KIND OF DON'T WANT TO DO THE WINE NOW.
FOR THAT QUICK 25 MINUTES.
THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET,
ABOUT KNOWING ABOUT BEVERAGE AND WINE,
McClintic: THE ANCIENT GREEKS BROUGHT IT TO ITALY.
COMING UP TO THIS,
NOW THESE GUYS NOW, THERE'S FEAR.
HE'S A LOT MORE FUN AFTER A GLASS OF WINE.
FUCK! I CALLED CHINON.
AND THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, STUDYING TOGETHER.
SO THAT HELPS THE PEOPLE WITH THEIR WAGER
THEORY FELT GOOD, TASTING, I THINK I WAS ON THE BORDER.
UH, STARTING GOING THROUGH THE COURT.
TWO AROMATIC WHITES TO START, WHICH ARE ALWAYS DIFFICULT.
HOWEVER, I... THAT IS... THAT BEING SAID,
THE ONLY OTHER TIME OUTSIDE OF THAT THAT I CRIED
I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS WALKING BY THE TASTING ROOM,
CO-OO-OLD.
IT'S YOUR SPOUSE.
IT'LL BE OVER,
- YOU'VE GOT TEN DAYS. - ALL RIGHT.
WE... I DON'T KNOW.
AND YOU SMELL IT, AND YOU LIVE LIFE THROUGH YOUR SENSES
I THINK THE BEST-CASE SCENARIO IS OBVIOUS.
THERE'S FEAR IN THEIR HEART OF FAILURE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TON OF TIME TO ACTUALLY GO ON A DATE.
THIS WINE IS YOUTHFUL.
WHERE THERE'S WINE AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME.
I KNOW THAT-- I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A FAIR TEST THIS YEAR.
IF I TOOK IT NOW.
AND YOU NEED TO DESCRIBE THE WINE ACCURATELY.
STRUCTURE.
NO, NO. NOW, THAT-- THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE WRONG ATTITUDE.
♪ WE MUST TALK SOME MORE
LET ME GIVE YOU THE RESULTS.
HE'S THINKING ABOUT LINING UP A FLIGHT OF WINES
AND THEN BASICALLY LOOK AT A NUMBER,
I WAS JUST SITTING IN THE BREAK ROOM, CRYING, THE WHOLE ENTIRE AFTERNOON.