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GOING BACK TO THEM AFTERWARDS, YOU KNOW,
THERE IS A THEORY EXAM.
HERE'S TO DAD.
AND WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED, DID.
YOU'RE LEARNING ABOUT THE PEOPLE,
AND SO, WE'RE GOING HALIBUT FISHING--
- LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT FOR NOW. YOU CAN REVISIT IT-- - OKAY, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
AND THEY HELP PEOPLE MAKE GOOD BETS.
I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE COCKTAILS FOR YOU.
AND YOU WALK IN THIS ROOM, AND THE FIRST THING
THAT CAUSES PIERCE'S DISEASE.
IT'S JUST LIKE WE GO THROUGH LIFE
IAN'S DEFINITELY THE MOST SERIOUS ONE,
BRUTAL. ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL.
BUT IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS IN MY LIFE
AND, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU STUDY WINE, YOU STUDY HISTORY,
AND YOU CAN TELL THAT THERE'S KIND OF LIKE
IT'S KIND OF NECESSARY IN THIS ENVIRONMENT.
ALL THE WORK THAT I'VE DONE, WHAT I'VE LEARNED,
YOU USUALLY SEE ARE YOUR WINES SITTIN' THERE,
- YOU CAN'T FRESHLY CUT A GARDEN HOSE. - JUST SAY SYNTHETIC RUBBER.
- DOESN'T THAT SOUND GOOD? - SOUNDS GOOD.
OH, MY GOD, SO... OKAY!
BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER,
"OH, HE MUST BE A NATURAL WINE TASTER."
I HAD A MARATHON DAY LAST NIGHT AT DUSTIN AND SABATO'S HOUSE...
AND WE CAN'T UNTIL THIS IS OVER.
IT'S POSSIBLE THAT IT'LL NEVER STOP,
YOU KNOW, WE... GOT TO GO HOME TO OUR WIVES,
- WHAT?! - OH, MY GOD!
AND FOUR M.S.'s LOOKING ACROSS A TABLE FROM YOU,
I LAID MY BALLS OUT, AND SAID COTE ROTIE '08.
YOU'RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.
LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN MY INDUSTRY ARE.
- NO, NO, NO. IF HE WANTS TO CONTINUE, HE CAN CALL IT. - LET HIM ROCK THE WINE.
♪ ALL THE ANSWERS YOU HAVE ♪
ACID'S MEDIUM.
I CRIED WHEN MY PARENTS DIED.
AND FRED'S LIKE, "MR. BJORNHOLM, POUR ME SOME!"
ACID IS, UH, MEDIUM-PLUS.
I'LL PROBABLY DO SIX HOURS OF CARDS TONIGHT. JUST REVIEW.
ALL RIGHT, YEAH, I NEED ABOUT TWO MINUTES TO GET SET UP HERE.
Guee
IT IS CLEAN, YOUTHFUL, UH, AGAIN,
THIS IS CRAZY. IT IS CRAZY.
STANDING IN THE LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE,
WINE ONE IS A WHITE WINE, CLEAR STAR BRIGHT.
HE STARTED IN WINE PRETTY MUCH RIGHT WHEN WE MET,
I DRINK COFFEE ALL THE TIME AND STAY UP LATE AND STUDY.
- NO, THAT WOULD SUCK, WOULDN'T IT? - THAT WOULD SUCK.
IT'LL BE COMPLETELY DONE,
OF WHAT I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE MAÑANAFOR THE TEST.
AND THE NERVOUSNESS THAT HE'S STARTING TO FEEL NOW,
FROM SOME PROFESSIONAL SITE AND LAY IT OVER THE TOP,
TO CRITICIZE YOU FOR, BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
YOU'RE NOT JUST LEARNING ABOUT THE GRAPES OR THE VINES,
AND YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE,
THIS WINE IS FROM SONOMA COUNTY.
IT'S DRIED RED FRUIT. YOU KEEP GOING BACK TO WINE NUMBER ONE.
THE WHITES ARE KIND OF FUNNY TODAY,
THE OTHER WIVES THAT I KNOW DREAD THE NOTE CARDS,
THE IMPORTANT THING TO DO IS TO TORTURE YOURSELF
THAT MAKE ANYTHING SMELL LIKE IT SMELLS,
CONVERSION. I WANT YOU TO CONVERT THIS WINE.
I'VE ALREADY GOT THE HAIRCUT.
OVER 40 YEARS, THERE'S ONLY BEEN, LIKE, 170 IN THE WORLD.
NO, WAIT A MINUTE-- I THINK IT WAS ALBARIÑO."
IT'S WEIRD, DROP-- DROPPING HIM OFF AT THE AIRPORT, AND...
THE WINE HAS A DARK RUBY CORE, CONSISTENT TO THE EDGE,
THE DUTCH, THE FRENCH, AND THE BRITISH
HOW NERVOUS ARE MY WINES?
[ all laughing ]
- NO. WE GOT IT RIGHT. - REALLY? COULD YOU SHOW ME--?
IAN, I HAVE TO IMAGINE, FOR HIM,
JUST GOTTA LET IT FLOW, LET THINGS HAPPEN.
IT'S-- IT'S SO PERSONAL,
WINE NUMBER FOUR IS A RED WINE.
WE'RE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN,
YOU KNOW, BRIAN USED TO BE... HE WAS KIND OF A COLORADO BOY.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DEDICATING THEIR LIFE
I CALLED BRUNELL-- BAROLO, BRUNELLO.
YOU THINK I'M GONNA WEAR A WRINKLED TIE?
DID IT TASTE LIKE CHARDONNAY?
AND THE BASE OF THE ROOTS, USUALLY PROTECTING FROM FROST.
THE NAMES OF THE GRAPES, THERE'S 3,000 IN ITALY ALONE.
I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO DRINK THE WINE,
BOUTAGE IS, UH, TAKING THE DIRT AND COVERING THE STUMP
IS THAT FROM THE SAME VINEYARD? NO WAY.
I SMELL THE HERBS, I SMELL THE PLANTS,
YOU'RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID, ALL RIGHT?
OR BURIED IN WINE GLASSES.
AND I KEEP THINKING ABOUT, IF I DON'T GET THROUGH, YOU KNOW,
SOME ARE MORE LIKE WET ROCKS OR SLATE.
BUT ALSO TO IDENTIFY WINE WITHOUT KNOWING THE LABEL,
THIS WINE IS... STAR BRIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME KIND OF FEELINGS,
AND, UH, UNTUCK IT, TASTE THE WINE,
♪ I KICK MYSELF FOR BALKING ♪
ONE PATH TAKES YOU TO CHINON,
MAYBE A LITTLE LANOLIN, WET WOOL,
IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE ANY SENSE.
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA CHOOSE NOT TO GO OUT,
I WONDER IF I CAN. LIKE, I JUST DOUBT I CAN.
THERE'S A... KIND OF A FRESH...
IF YOU'RE A BETTING MAN,
- SO, HOW ARE YOU THIS WEEK? - I'M OKAY.
BECAUSE IT'S ALL HOOKED UP.
WHY THAT'S GOOD AND WHY IT'S BAD THAT WE'RE DOING THIS IS, LIKE,
I KNOW! EVERY SCENE, RIGHT?
THE NEXT RED, UM, WAS, UH, TANNIC. WHAT'D YOU CALL--?
I KNEW THAT HE WAS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE RISING STARS,
FRED DAME IS SUPPOSED TO INSTILL THE FEAR OF GOD IN PEOPLE.