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Buying OKB
Okay, it's ready. Here you go.
No, no, no. What I mean is that maybe there is something to it.
that these were illegal.
Come on. Take that.
Billy? Billy?
Oh, look. Look at that. It's adorable.
head on over, grab an Orange Julius.
Because I think that we can do business together. We came to an understanding.
Do you happen to have a receipt?
And, what, that justifies stealing?
But I did find some pros who will rip it off for us.
No, I don't. It was a gift.
Mr. Wilson, I'd like you to watch this lady while I phone the police.
4.6.
So no pseudo? No pseudo.
Well, it... It is from this store, isn't it?
Here's your mommy. Hello, Mom.
Okay. You got me there.
No, please. No one said anything about LSD.
In World War II,
Well, half this crap I could just buy, right?
Here.
Then we're gonna use reductive amination to yield methamphetamine, 4 pounds.
Whoa, excuse me?
Yeah? Yeah.
Heisenberg says "relax."
Exciting.
Seventy millimeter tube furnace. Excellent. This is excellent.
That... Ahem.
It's sparkly.
You know, I think I'm gonna return it.
Forty grams thorium nitrate.
I practically got arrested trying to return it at the store.
You're talking like you haven't caught anybody yet.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
What are you talking...? I'm... It's heavy, man. It got away from me.
I... You know, pretty decent, actually.
Four and a half pounds puts us $44,000 ahead.
Nice party. Mmm.
Ma'am, you don't have to tell me anything.
and hitting a target, accurately, 23 miles away.
I'm sorry, man, I wasn't thinking. No, no, no. It's okay.
This is just... Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Listen to me.
Okay, so you're not saying that they're stupid.
is what you're saying.
More physical?