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But you can't let your guard down.
♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪
Sir, you've called 12 times today.
What's this? Welcome!
You don't even understand the ordeal
Maybe you need to chill out with the drinking,
(BOTH GROANING)
(CLICKS TONGUE)
No. We fight, we lose.
looking for two American women.
I can't stop my hands from shaking, honey.
emerged.
What does this say?
Oh, my God.
JAMES: I know. They just sort of pop up.
I can't deal with you evaluating my life right now.
You know who you have the haircut of?
And if somebody's like,
Thank God.
That's how desperate I am to spend time with you.
Jeffrey!
No, you're perfect.
Fortunately, you have not made me angry.
(EMILY WHOOPING)
Not to yourself.
(GASPS)
And then when I go to sleep at night,
You should have seen him in those last moments.
Everything will be fine.
He's a hero and a great role model.
Bogota? Right.
Do they just kind of do that all day?
Yeah. Mmm.
This is...
There's some very bad men looking for you.
Is he a model, too?
No. It's easy.
You've been an expedition guide for forever, right?
When will we know when it's working?
Listen, no. You don't have to worry about that.
One at a time.
and you kind of jump.
We actually disbanded that program in 1994, sir.
And it's because I forgot.
You can do that without posting pictures. I do.
What's up?
That was a long time ago, honey.
I fucking hate germs.
Oh, it damn well should.
How do you know I didn't break up with him?
Mom!
I was gonna change it.
Look. This is the thing.
1991, Kuwait.
hear me out
and I will see you tomorrow.
LINDA: Put up the window.
I told you to shut the fuck up!
So, if you know the easiest way.
maybe that guy's okay?
Great. (CHUCKLES)
I was supposed to be a king
(CHOKING)
Hmm? Yes, ma'am. Caught the travel bug.
And now, well, now
So I stand before you right now, Linda
JAMES: It is a tree.
What? (CLEARS THROAT)
LINDA: Okay.
This Whole Fucking Thing Is Insane!!
Yeah, and I know you're in New York and everything
because it's my third day.
I'm with Jacob right now. It's his piano lesson.
I'm Emily and this is Linda. Hi, I'm Linda.
where you will be skull raped
I got my mom.
Yeah, we're safe. We're on a boat.
for the rest of my life.
(SIGHS)
Wait, what?
Why can't you just make me feel better?
LINDA: Arthur! Here, kitty, kitty.
I can't, pendeja. It's broken.
Not that bullshit regular ops.
There's a reason they call Colombia
Hello? (BEEPING)
I've run with the bulls in Spain.
Not true.
For the cultural experience
What a shock.
So I'm moving on to another article
(PHONE RINGING)
like, my wife, Joanne?
Holy shit. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
And I guess everybody takes off on Fridays,
Hey, do you know what? Shall we?
Now let me tell you something.
It'll be fun.
I haven't seen you in, like, forever.
because I want people to witness me
Yeah, and you know what?
Oh, God, Mama! Mama!
♪ Let it all go Come on, man, I already know ♪
I hope you find your keys.
I'm going to have an image
or lunch, or breakfast, or a snack.
You know, she was in special ops.
Which part of our fight?
He's a real bummer.
It's perfect for Ecuador. (CHUCKLES)
Thank you so much for answering.
You're the best! Thank you for your help.
all the way through the jungle, looking for help.
Pussy inspires me.
Wake me up in ten hours.
She's fucking awesome.
Please.
I should have just listened to you.
Mmm-hmm. Sure do.
I don't think you're gonna enjoy that.
Just sittin'.
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
Hello. Ah!
Oh, the blood on the wall? Oh, well, that's there.
I don't know if I'll ever even be able to get to sleep.
and their situation down in South America.
Just get us out, you know, back, okay? And now!
Hi. When does the next bus leave?
Uh...
I'm gonna come to your house. I got your address right here.
This is great,
She's really such a good kid.
but we really got to get the fuck out of here.
He's my soul mate.
I made all these men come...
I was doing it better before.
Like we're 69-ing.
I mean, this really is the way
and is your hero and can save your mother