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(WHIMPERING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
LINDA: Oh, I'm weak, honey.
Like, what's its vibe? Oh.
That was not what it looked like.
Can I have just whatever everyone is drinking?
(JAMES LAUGHS) No.
"resist it."
Did you ever twerk, Ma?
Again, shut the fuck up, man!
Hey, how about the scorpion, over there in the corner?
Go limp. Go limp!
EMILY: I'm so sorry.
Barb cut her own tongue out when she left the service.
Get the worm out, Mom. I'm your pillar.
You're just perfect.
I feel great. (CHUCKLES)
reading my novellas.
Mom!
It'll feel safe, but it's not safe
once she gets to Bogota. Mmm-hmm.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
I do. Absolutely.
EMILY: What was the name of that dance
three long weeks now.
Oh, thank you very much.
but it's sounding like you're saying...
(SOBS) You're alive.
That's his son?
Listen. We're out of praziquantel
I think you...
you stay at your fancy resort
And now, you're not.
Mmm-hmm. And you're going.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(MEOWS)
It's gross. It is gross.
I'm not doing that.
Slow down. You're like...
They put out an alert
It's bread temperature.
Okay. Okay.
JEFFREY: Mama!
Is it because you're afraid
Oh, that's nice.
♪ We gotta go fig up a riot If we wanna fly free ♪
♪ So let's sink another drink ♪
and take care of you and maybe we hook up.
Can I just see that?
Emily, come on. I didn't mean that.
Here we go. Moving in hot.
with the Colombian military and police.
because money comes and goes,
I beg you. Don't shoot me.
♪ Doggies and dolls I wanna be facing them off ♪
♪ And I'll be dancing with myself ♪
JUNGLE DOCTOR: Oh, yes.
Yeah, I am helpful. (CHUCKLES)
Go! Ola!
It's not what I do well. EMILY: I don't do it well.
I'm sorry, but I want to see other people.
Fuck, fuck, fuck
You, on the roof.
So what we're gonna do
Hey, Roger. Is this fruit okay?
I'm up here, too. No, you're not up there.
Okay.
Mom, you flat-out insult me. All the time.
Hey, do you mind if I join you?
(LOCK RATTLES)
So, here you are. How come you're here?
But we are gonna get you
They took us to Colombia. It's fine, it's fine.
Oh, my God, they took my phone!
Ew. And it sucks.
Maybe three to four minutes and get it nice and toasty?
who have come before me.
Mama...
(SIGHS) So
EMILY: Oh! Oh, we're out! Okay.
but I'm pretty sure I must have been wasted
I will embrace this challenge
EMILY: Yes.
That sounds like The A-Team. It is The A-Team.
What the hell have you ever done for anybody?
and give me compliments in the comments.
(SIGHING) Okay. All right.
(GASPS)
And that's what motivated that. So, like
It means you're not going anywhere.
who just takes your box and walks outta this office
Don't touch me. Security!
Meet us at the Presidente Apartments
What is that? It's a stuffed pancake.
Of what? Being locked in a car trunk?
It's for protection while you're here.
No, I'm not.
Okay. You need to start dating again.
No, no, no. Why?
MORGADO: Hello, Jeffrey.
Oh, thank God!
This is what I'm talking about.
I can't fight with you right now. I'm starving.
Yeah, we're gonna head out of here.
Oh.
your mother is the most important person
I really thought you were dead.
with any of that.
EMILY: I looked her right in the eye, and I went
I'll guide you through the sack of the jaguar.
(ALL LAUGHING)
No.
♪ But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by ♪
HEY
Okay, here I go. Go!
I know how many tits I have.
I'm sorry to tell you,
Thank you.
Yeah, so Barb waited for him outside
What?
What are we supposed to do?
I think we're gonna need to make another phone call.
I'm re-racking clothes
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
I'm all alone.
Yeah, not for you, Andrew. You blew it.
is because I made her. Because I am selfish.