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He's a manager, Mom.
Uh, no, you're the one who sounds racist, actually.
Where the hell are we?
That's a rape whistle.
But I'm just saying that I am not that dude.
Look at how fun you were.
We usually go to the Arizona Gem Show every year.
Are you sure you changed it?
the way that store was managed,
(MALAY MUSIC PLAYING)
Absolutely not. Not with my knees. Not going.
Thank you, Barb. Okay.
This is how sex slavery starts, honey.
It's, like, hurting. Thank you.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
Vatmonos.
♪ Clicking, clacking Of the high heeled shoe ♪
Fuck, you look great.
(PEOPLE WHOOPING)
in non-refundable.
Yeah, it is.
And you got a drink.
for Linda and Emily
Will you hold on for one second?
I can't be an orphan.
I met a man.
No, bring her.
Oh, wait, do you mean, like, is it poisonous?
What? What's that?
So I need you to be that girl
Ride or die.
to you in your entire life.
This is a good color for me, right?
Mom, you need to relax. All right?
So if you could just take your box and go.
Emily, this is a traditional gift
(BOTH CHUCKLE) (WHISTLES)
I know, but... (STUTTERS)
"Have you ever done ayahuasca?"
Wow, you're gonna butter it yourself?
You don't do anything fun anymore.
I don't remember the last time I had a drink.
♪ Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove ♪
I didn't heat it up.
"Princess" or "pretty" or...
There's always a risk if you want to feast on the sack.
(SIGHS)
Hello Bro
I'm coming with. You're not going anywhere.
but one thing led to another, and I changed it.
because things are going so great between us?
EMILY: Hi, sir.
five minutes.
I mean, people have certainly finished on it.
Oh, you can't go just yet.
Nice meeting you.
I mean, look! Voila!
Good. That's great.
I can't go to Ecuador.
Can we focus on the positive? Because we are safe now.
Jeffrey. What?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Now, I'm over there.
Yeah. It's awesome, Mom.
Emily, I am not going strolling in Ecuador at night.
in your wet dreams
I left the house.
It's good.
(LINE RINGING)
Oh, tonight, right?
(SCREAMS)
You think we're safe?
I told you not to wear your flip-flops!
"Man cannot discover new oceans
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
It means "whore."
I just need to find my mother.
It's tight, but it will untighten.
Like, what about this bitch? I've never seen her do shit.
What? Hector Morgado?
All right, this is a long hug.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
EMILY: Knock me out! Knock me out!
is we're gonna lodge open your throat
I'm kind of here with somebody.
Uh, not you. It was me. Excuse me?
I didn't say that.
Mom, look, I didn't want to do this
(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
That's kind of a thing. I didn't make that face.
Now
A spear gun.
but Barb was in the special ops.
And change the kitty litter.
Linda, my mother, Middleton
I never heard of that before. I'll tell you what.
♪ I can end a conversation real quick ♪
which is very much not.
You get out of here.
Please, please, please. Go ahead.
Mom
I want you to leave!
Okay. Okay.
Okay, but you have to actually come get us
♪ I'll be dancing with myself ♪
He was fast.
What? Oh, my God! It's a fucking scorpion!
No.
Oh. Nope, that's not right.
Yes! Here you go.
When'?
No, your tit is actually
He's a cashier.
Or just kinda sit, you know?
It will become a police matter,
Yo, this is This is Derrick.
LINDA: Okay, we gotta get out of here. Let's go.
(LAUGHING) I love you.
Is James looking?
Okay, all right. I know.
I can take you east along the Amazon
What is this haunted swan doing here?
and I'm not feeding you.
EMILY: We really need to get to the US consulate in
It's not letting me post anything.
because it's the quickest route
because we are Americans in peril. So...
Oh, my God.
So, I'll take it as a compliment.
They were laughing at something else.
Oh, here it comes. Okay.
When we got here, we provided a lift.
Linda, Emily.
All the single ladies!
♪ And took pictures with your kids ♪
EMILY: What we need to focus on is that we got out.
Thank you.
I can't go to South America.
♪ Oh, dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪
(GRUNTS)