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I missed you! I missed you, too!
(CHUCKLES) No offense.
(VEHICLES APPROACHING)
I'm actually volunteering.
Uh, I'm really sorry. She's never done that before.
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
It's not a scam. These women are crazy.
JUNGLE DOCTOR: I bet. Oh, there she comes.
'Cause I'm kinda helping...
Although, one could say that
And we twerked.
I'm definitely going on that trip.
What's going on?
Now this doesn't always show up on Waze
So what's the treatment? Like a Z-pack?
at 19 hours.
EMILY: on, my God.
LINDA: I don't know why I let you talk me
Mom! Oh, my God! Ow!
LINDA: Okay, one more for you.
I'm sorry. But listen, you kidnapped us.
Mama, Mama, Mama... Oh.
(OWL HOOTING)
Yeah? Okay.
My son!
Little specks there?
You come down here
LINDA: Okay. No, we don't.
And I ran into Dr. Armando and his friend.
Mind if I join you?
(ALL CHEERING)
(LAUGHS)
You're always there. If I'm sad or lonely.
I know.
Totally true.
(SIGHS) God, I wish I could invite you up.
♪ Picture this I'm a bag of dicks ♪
I wanna focus on you and me
Come on. Don't do this.
Can you just please be my parent
I'm gonna call...
I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry.
I must take someone from yours.
Yeah.
Not too bad.
MAN: Hello.
Someone needs to stand watch.
that you can make it to Bogota without too much trouble.
Barb is really upset about this. She had plans.
Oh, no. Yeah, absolutely.
(CRYING)
(SIGHS)
You took someone from my family.
Remember us?
Oh, my God! Hurry up! Hurry up!
For 18 years
I gave you everything I had.
(EMILY FARTS) Oh!
That's her over there. Finally getting some peace.
♪ I will fall off in your crib Take a shit ♪
But there's gonna be, like, hundreds of other pussies.
What? Incredible!
Oh, my God, Mom.
I will kill you.
That's fuckin' gross.
God, Emily, this isn't fun.
What's in it?
or poison.
You missed a maleficent night.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
We were supposed to go to the Arizona Gem Show
(LINDA SIGHS) (CHUCKLES)
Okay, here's how you can help.
Did you?
No, I mean, like, its vibe, you know?
EMILY: Go! LINDA: Let's go!
Uh, I've been here
Those kinds of people want young, beautiful females.
And you will now pay ransom.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Okay. Okay.
(STAMMERING)
Okay, I'm gonna go. Bye.
Look, can we just talk about this
get to the embassy.
Push the fucking button.
Hey, listen! Are we, uh...
(ENGINE TURNS OFF)
Because we didn't want to go somewhere touristy.
Of course not.
Hey, Em.
I know. One more minute.
We've been looking for him for a while.
I miss you.
I'm fucking annoying.
LINDA: Honey! Hi, Mom!
No big deal. Go ahead.
And, gosh, wasn't it weird
So you can stay here for as long as you want.
We're new in town. EMILY: We're very new.
Your Instagram must be insane.
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
And you are okay finding your room?
What?
With my manuals.
Non-refundable!
Try to coax it out.
LINDA: Okay, okay.
(CLATTERING CONTINUES)
You offer nothing here to them.
(CATS MEOWING)
you know, money won't be an "ish" much longer.
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
I don't know if you remember me telling you this
ROSS: We've got reports coming in that puts them
and she's gonna teach us how to make murtabak.
It's a scam, Emily.
Guys! Cool it!
He's American. America!
Scram, swan!
And are things ideal, financially, right now?
Everything is not fine, Emily Louise.
Thank you. (LAUGHS)
I'm gonna go have a sick time in Ecuador.
having an interesting, full life
Oh, yeah. The worst.