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Oh, honey!
Oh, don't bother waiting for a response.
You put so much on.
I wish I could tell you.
It sucks. (PHONE RINGING)
Emily.
No, thank you.
(SIGHS) Mom, I had the best night.
Let's focus on that.
One of the rooms in the back.
Come on. Kill me.
He's been assisting me
LINDA: Where are you going?
Write it down.
No, I, um
that could potentially... Are you ready?
That's capoeira.
and what's happening, I start to panic.
EMILY: So weird.
Oh, God. Are you ill?
Hey. Agent Russell.
EMILY: Okay, Shadee, how about instead of rent this month,
Look at my people like you are at the zoo.
'cause that unit needed to be there yesterday.
No, you're both safe.
Russell.
Choose your next move carefully, brother.
I don't want you to get melanoma in front of my eyes.
ROGER: Ha-ha!
(GUNSHOTS) (BOTH GASPS)
it is very real.
in the intrepid spirit
She is garbage.
Sir, were you born in the '70s?
Well, they don't. But I get to live it.
(IN ENGLISH) Like a human, almost. Yeah.
Really? What? What?
♪ Leave me dancing with myself ♪
so she doesn't have her toolkit.
Good job with Morgado.
and you're in a lot of trouble.
This is the end of the line, whatever that means.
clutching your pearls. (CLICKING TONGUE)
Oh, Emily! (ECHOES)
I need my mama!
Very rude! Very rude!
Oh, no. Uh, sorry.
Yes. Show me your face.
(MOCK SOBBING) I don't want to go to an orphanage.
It's loosening.
(GASPS)
Ah, you've got mountain ranges to the north.
And write down "Calle..."
I know it's kind of dangerous right now.
an escort to the airfield base...
Wow, you jumped to the C-word pretty fast!
'Cause it's upon their shoulders that I'm standing.
(MIMICS SHUTTER CLICKING)
I can't get in. It's too tight, Mom.
It's just a different... (GASPING)
Okay, fine. But if you think it would be safer
And then, well, my doctor said I was sick.
Maybe, like, four underground criminals
EMILY: Oh, my God! I feel like I can get this.
(CHOKING)
(ROGER GRUNTS)
(DRIVER SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
I'm not gonna kill it. Kill it!
Okay, please. I just want to fix this.
Okay, we...
♪ And there's every type of girl ♪
(SCREAMING)
Mom! I can't.
I've already told you.
because I don't know what Borat has to do
I met them at the pool. Oh, you guys.
Okay, okay, okay-
What are you doing?
♪ We the best, we will cut a frowny face in your chest ♪
He's right there.
♪ So let's sink another drink ♪
just like James was taking you out on a date.
I love you!
Yeah, I'm heartbroken.
We're going to swing over to the other side.
It works.
Do you hear my stomach?
Hello, Philip.
Ow!
No! Slowly!
All right, wait, wait, wait!
Just put your feet under there.
One day, poof! You're gone.
(LAUGHING)
(EMILY GRUNTS) (GROANS)
Await further instructions.
Oh, you wanna know crazy?
MY son! My only son!
Oh, God, this is so fun!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
We should be able to drop you off close enough
Are you serious?
I'm so sorry. I've got it, thank you.
You just check the locks all day.
You should know that Barb spent her life in special ops.
Two tits, two drinks.
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God! I'm so happy to see you.
Which I don't know what it means.
You should eat something.
You know what? You're wrong!
In your wet dreams
How can anybody see what you do?
They used to have to walk miles up the hill.
Mmm.
Wait. That's the advice?
Sure, honey. Go into the hall closet.
Here we go.
Slow boat.
♪ Give me lip I'ma send you to the yard ♪
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
What? No!
Precautionary measures
three
LINDA: (SIGHS) Do you feel better?
Agoraphobia is not a joke.
That's awesome.
You have fun here,
It's fine. I know how you see me.
It's my third day.
Yeah, it is.
Wow, I love that you don't
You really did a great job.