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There, there, there. That's a start.
What did they do to it?
But... Janice van Meter
yes beryl jungceylontrayal why is the O missing? because it went with chicken flesh.
I'M A CHAIN!
Ms. Clairee, what's a "Dancey-Dance"? A dancey-dance is when a new friend, teaches us a dance that we all do together. You'll see.
Sammy's so confused, he don't know whether
I'm pregnant.
a sexy slip of a dress that bares...”.
I want to know how that baby will ever know
Truvy helped me see the error of my ways.
Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sakes.
Spud.
Take some time to belt it out today! And tell the enemy he can shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.
I'll be right back, honey.
Which Wave Should we surf next The Mexican wave
I was number one in frosting and streaking.
Are you high, Clairee?
A Tale of Two Kidneys.
Normality is very important to Shelby.
I think I have something that could cheer you up.
as long as you were wearing something inspirational.
He asked if I knew you.
his chance to have children.
That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol.
when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went.
except Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball.
What?
Great idea, Mama. I'd love to see what the boys would pick out.
but no, we're friends.
I, uh...
Clairee, I'd like you to meet Annelle.
I do not see plays
The Antilley family is selling KPPD.
Gotta get home now for Halloween.
Somebody's got to take them.
But the bridesmaids' dresses, they are really beautiful.
Bye. Bye. Bye.
Is it that easy? Sure.
Once upon a time,
They do three or four a week in Shreveport.
but he's having trouble with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
What bushes? I can't see shit.
Hello, Clairee!
Jackson said...
[Woof Woof Woof]
Owen. Now, there's a blast from the past.
Maybe I should start having them at home.
Because I'm an old southern woman. We're supposed to wear funny looking hats and ugly clothes and grow things in the dirt.
That's a good one.
The doctor said this would probably happen.
This is the '80s.
I no longer have one.
We'll sell T-shirts saying, “I slapped Ouiser Bordeaux.”.
Why not?
Why? What's going on?
When only your friend will tell you the truth
Get off my bench!
Thank you.
Shelby's afraid that Jackson will be throwing away
He's really cute about the whole thing. It's all he talks about- Jackson Latcherie, jr.
you know I love you more than my luggage
Your brother's warden is what you are.
Open your eyes Shelby
Get our feet's in.
I guess the Eatentons are lucky.
Mrs. Belcher.
Well... we're...
I can do that any time.
Thank you.
Did y'all do anything especially romantic?
Janice Van Meter's the current mayor's wife.
I Want To Know Why
I'm an adult, I'm not a five-year-old.
Ahem.
Thanks, Sammy.
I swear, I don't know
Keep your eyes shut
[Playing The “Wedding March”]
Since when do you have track lighting?
I'm beyond help.
Eles: "nunca diga I'M FINE" EU:
Quit it, Drum! Stop egging him on.
Let me in Shelby! These goddamn sheep took me out of the room! Don't you have your MagicBand with you?
I’m a chain!
I hope you and Jackson will be as happy
Why deliberately do this to yourself?
Thank you. And if this don't work on my husband maybe you can come back later.
Amen.
are named Mark, Rick or Steve.”.
so it gets pretty smooched down
Blood and sweat In every bowl full
I'll get some juice.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
They named the new park after Clairee's late husband.
I'm a Chain!
kind and wonderful good fairy named Clairee.
Don’t worry We’ll fix it
This afternoon. Here, merry Christmas.
We can work this out, Shelby, please.
is to have a baby.
I'm an old southern woman and we're supposed to wear funny looking hats, and ugly clothes, and grow vegetables in the garden
Go fish.
ARE YOU HIGH DEE? WE AINT CANCELLING THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
Mama!
What?
What happened to the other four?
She worships the quicksand I walk on
Calories calories Calories calories
Well, I know what you're gonna do. You are gonna get in this car.
it really isn't any of his concern.
and the groom's cake hidden in the carport.
Oh, hush, girls.
Well, is that it?
Nine.
Charlie........ It’s time!
He was going to fire a gun at me.
I cleaned them out of baby jesuses,
my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
Oh, a lot she cares.
Sure, there may be risk involved,
Woof! Aah!
I got it, a classic...
but I'm nervous.
You look real nice.
Oh, damn it, Ouiser.
Oh, I'm glad, sugar.
[All Laughing]
Bob loves Pork and Beans Eats 'em with everything!
That's it.
So much has happened.
No sense at all.
It may sound real simple and stupid,
I know everybody in this town and I don't recall having seen you before.
Your poor body has been through so much.
But you get through it, and life goes on.
Drum?
I realize that.
Ouiser, how about taking a theatre trip to New York?
I need your support.
Having Jack, jr. Put too much strain on my kidneys.
I don't think I can take this. I don't think I can take this.
and the nicest thing I can say about her
I am having an affair with a Jeep Wrangler
They're just too cha-cha for words.
IF YOU GIVE THAT DRUG AWAY I’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH *CUSTOMER B* AND I MAKE IT A POINT NEVER TO DEAL WITH *CUSTOMER B*
Yes, Annelle, I guess it should.
You've got the flash-light.
When my husband asks Why I spend so much on skincare
until November.
You're welcome. Next.
Boppy
Now it’s almost time for the Easter bunny
Daddy.
I want a child of my own.
Truvy turns the light off and closes her eyes. Ouiser starts banging on the door angrily. LET ME IN SHELBY!!!!! THESE GODDAMN SHEEP TRUVY INVITED OVER TOOK ME OUT OF THE ROOM!!!!!
Oh, you don't like it.
Oh.
the way I always have where Shelby was concerned.
since she was the reason we met in the first place.
Let's play on the swing.
That looks like an autopsy.
M'Lynn!
Nobody around here ever wants a manicure.
Wesley House Girls running late Brandy's response
if you have silverware you'd like to keep.
Oh, okay.
The hard part's finding the kidney, isn't it?
It is essential
Arrr!
The socket wrench, the socket wrench.
I shouldn't have said that.
I don't believe it!
Then we'll make red beans and rice.
Fringe, yes.
Go ahead Sharan, slap him
Your sheep! Call them off please! Hey! To tumble into bed while the sheep take my chum.