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I get it.
Movies in a laundromat now?
Where's Dylan?
Against my better judgment,
I know it may seem
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change
-Hey. -Ohh!
Think of how cute it'll be
Ah, it was too much to hope he'd be
Of course, they weren't real cops.
Dylan was here.
Yes! Whoop, whoop!
or Dylan being oversensitive.
Maybe you'll learn how humans actually talk.
Phil, I'm sorry.
Why else would I be calling you so early...
Mm-hmm.
Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
5:00 a.m.
Yeah, take it easy. [ Cellphone beeps ]
from a fugitive, and he hasn't even flinched.
She came to court every single day.
I kept mentioning chili 'cause, you know,
Only $3.75.
Look. There's no reason a football game and a baby shower
I'm...f-f -- f-freezing.
I called Jay's cell as to not startle Gloria.
Actually, could I trade? Your pretty face
This guy's about to have a kid.
with a constant barrage of notes!
I want to see how it ends.
The cops even showed up.
[ Laughter ]
a s
Uh...do you have quarters?
This is good.
[ Overlapping cheers ]
Or how about, "Don't tell Alex"? Mm.
I have a huge gut and a comb-over.
"I'm so cold."
but I thought you should know, I invited Danielle.