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and had to refill them with my own sperm.
Mr. Griffin, you were in there an awfully long time.
En garde!
You know, that little wrinkle that fat people get on their elbows
What? My God, are you sure it's yours?
Why should I get my tubes tied?
Lois pregnant?
Sorry. Fat wife coming through.
A presence I've not felt since...
that looks like a schwa?
Well, no need to clean up when I'm done.
I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
All right. Out of my way. Move aside.
You're telling me. All right. Go ahead and drop it in.
Oh, I am so grounded.
The wall is covered with something that resembles egg crates,
Much better than that night you pretended your penis was Danny Aiello.
It didn't work out so great that time I froze my nuts.
Just come out whenever you're done.
Oh, Lois I have a yes idea if we’re doing it
Yes, dear. Of course I am.
It was, wasn't it?
No. Maybe. You get the guys first. We'll talk about it
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- He donated sperm. - Gross.
You're like one of those Memory Foam mattresses.
is exactly the way it was when I went in.
nigger
No. Maybe. You get the guys first.
That's it, Jeffy! I said if you kept bothering me, your going to time-out, so now, your going to time-out! GIMME THAT BOWL! YOU GET NOTHING! And you gimme your bowl! Nothing for you, too! YOU BOTH GET NOTHING!
But that's what they said about Lee Harvey Oswald.
Peter, what the hell?
Nurse, I've got a splinter.
Just like Santa Claus knows when you're sleeping.
Oh, boy. That's gonna be beautiful when it reaches adulthood.
Ever since I was a little boy,