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your boobs or my boobs.
of Morgan Freeman in The Narrator.
you'll see our projections for next quarter,
Well, yeah. But what if me and Lois do end up wanting another baby?
Well, I don't mean to be a discourteous host,
Uh...
You know, Lois has gotten kind of fat
Well, look who decided to show up.
You know, I'd love to stay and eat with you,
Bertram! I haven't seen you since our microscopic encounter.
I want to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks road chip 2015 No let's watch South Park bigger longer and uncut 1999
Yes, that's right, cry.
Almost done. Almost done. Almost done. Okay, let's go.
this whole playground is under my control.
You press the smiling duck to take off,
Quit bugging me, Dog Man! That didn't happen, Jeffy! And now, you're going to time-out for 5 minutes.
And when I've carried out my plan, he won't know what hit him,
We'll talk about it.
Oh, me, too, sweetie. Me, too.
Uh, hey.
You're just a hungry little fellow, aren't you?
This Friday on TNT, the world premiere
I can use my helm of disintegration and do one-D-four damage
Last one to Fenway gets snipped.
But either way it feels so good Penis squirting Ha ha ha ha
A bunch of the guys on the force have had vasectomies,
- Hey, Brian. You want to play tag? - No.
at the sperm bank just in case.
Go!
That guy on the grassy knoll's got a gun.
Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...