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I gotta write that one down.
where Jesus and his angels will battle demon soldiers of the underworld...
The real Jesus.
Wait. No wonder this isn't working.
Yeah.
Okay, the coast is clear.
Later, Jeff. Smell my ass.
Well, Jo-Jo, they get to witness the second coming of Jesus.
when the rapture comes and they're all left behind.
I can see your calves.
because I couldn't bear to leave you behind.
Stan, honey, it's Christmas. Relax.
So you went to the Jesus sermon too.
suited to their individual tastes.
Later, world.
Don't make me late for church again.
I don't know how he got to her.
Honestly? I have no clue.
- Aw, it'll work this time. - No, Stan.
[Gasps] Look.
After I defeat the Antichrist, I'm to begin the long road of rebuilding civilization.
Well, damn it, look again.
See? At least Roger shows the proper respect...
[Laughing]
Ah. An alien.
Of course. Jerry Seinfeld's car garage.