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go to heaven.
Lovers' quarrel?
[Jo-Jo] Antichrist?
[Growls] Damn your clumsy Christmas sex metaphors!
[Birds Cawing]
You know. It's the opposite of " Forgive them, Father...
Francine, we can't do this in the house of the Lord. This is wrong.
I hope I haven't missed the part where the three Chinese guys...
[Wind Whistling]
With me, the thigh's the limit.
[Both Speaking Foreign Language]
- [Rumbling] - Well, Jesus, you can walk on water, eh?
Thanks for the ride, other worlder.
- He's right. - Go!
all leading up to a final showdown...
Leave the heartwarming reunion for later.
Okay. Steve and Hayley Smith, your personal heavens are ready.
#ώ #ο #β #σ
You deserve...
Then I've been naughty...
at least we're left behind together.
Hi, kids. I'm Ricky the Raptor, here to tell you about the rapture.
[Both] I normally don't eat here because of the murders...
Turns out there is a god.
# Oh, gloria #
[Laughing] That's funny, Qui Lo. What is the deal with that?
[Screams]
[Both Sigh]
[Gasps, Continues In Foreign Language]
so unless you can poop out gem-encrusted gold, you're out of luck.
Wait, hold on. This Bible stuff is real?