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when all true Christians, like myself, ascend to heaven and...
It's because of the sex in church, isn't it?
[Engines Whining]
- [Stan] Damn. No seats. - # The Lord is come #
Here you are, Steve.
for they know not what they do."
[Laughing]
And then call Tim Robbins and tell him I banged Susan Sarandon.
The rapture is the beginning of the end of the world.
Disculpe
LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)
Hello, darling.
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And so would the slow janitor.
How can you be sure this is my heaven?
Then I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
That reminds me. I got you a birthday present.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 = 2592
Apparently, God does love gays, but only if they're tops.
[Clicking]
[Screams]
and the orchid goes in my wealth corner.
You're the best and you deserve the best. You deserve...Fancy Feast!
Oh, wait. That didn't work. You had to sit in the bus all night.
That's antifreeze.
- Anyone you knew? - Yeah.
Oops. There must have been a mix-up when I gave stuff to Goodwill.
I'm the one who drives by Hebrew schools...
[Beeping]
Α γ ω η θ ι κ γ τ α δ ύ λ κ μ ν φ γ κ ΐ η λ ο ς δ χ φ ;
Who- Who am I nudging? There's no one next to me.