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so long gay bowser? See You Soon?
How dare you talk that way about the Dub? At least he's not a lush.
I guess you were right. I'm just a lost cause.
Did i what? Oh, no. We started drinking.
...with zero lumbar support.
And get girls. Chicks dig a guy with a fatwa on his head. I'll go tell my dad.
I even have his home address: 17 Lake Drive.
- That's our maid. - Oh, fun. I love Mexicans.
Truth is, Stan, America just don't like me no more.
Point is, no matter how much I messed up... Flaming Everclears.
Hayley.
I've got it. A brilliant ending to my...
Is exactly what you would say if we were getting a divorce tomorrow.
You escaped the pit of no return? How did you get past my...
But now I've got all this responsibility and pressure.
I am about to tell you something that will change the face of history.
- Nope. - I can't believe it.
Please, come in. I'd like you to meet my wife, Francine.
Stan. The President. Dinner.
She was clearly nervous about meeting her hero.
Just can't get PowerPoint to open.
...gets to meet the big cheese in person.
Above the sink? Oh, yeah. Here they are.
Sir, please don't fight me.
...for Almighty God is his copilot...
Your passion for our commander in chief is inspiring.
I long to caress your...
Actually, Stan, I'll meet you downstairs.
Now shut up. I can't think with your babbling. Wait!
...who is responsible for tormenting our nation is about...
Twisted Sister, man. Come on. Do the Skull and Bones.
Sir, she's been nothing but trouble. She stays out late, she lies, she drinks.
let the email soooaaarrrr
Well, I guess he's better than Cheney.
I'm not going anywhere. Mr. President, there's so much I wanna ask you.
- Love it. Love everything about it. - I should call Cheney.
Bye-Bye. See Our Soon.
That's all you got? You're gonna die in my arms.
Bye-Bye. See Ours Soon.