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Hello? Bitch hung up on me.
It's nice to know what you really think of me.
I don't wanna have to go threesies on the reward money.
So let's review.
Twice a day, you take a shot of insu-lying.
Well, you did use an awful lot of string.
She wanted me to tell you something. What was it? What was it.
He's been sober for 15 years.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 23 = 736
Damn it. Where would Hayley take a drunken president?
Sir, we need to sober you up. Get me some cold water to splash on his face.
Breakfast blend? That could work. Where are the filters?
Filthy, filthy book.
I told you, that rum wasn't mine.
Not easy, is it? Sitting there for minutes on end...
- You okay, Bill? - Yeah.
Good lord, he's more liquor than man!
President Bush?
- How dare you gloat at this? - What do you expect?