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While there 's still time, I beg you, let's recall the Wing and...
That's much better.
On no account will a Commie ever drink water...
That's a damn lie! I saw him with my own eyes.
Stay on the bomb run.
Track indicators to maximum deflection.
ten females to each male...
You wanna talk to the President of the United States?
Mandrake, come over here. The redcoats are coming.
This is outrageous. I have never heard of such behavior in the War Room before.
Of course, it's a friendly call.
Mr. President, there are one or two points I'd like to make, if I may?
Is the premier threatening to explode it if our planes carry out their attack?
The whole point of the doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret!
Clear and plain and coming through fine.
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You’re gonna have to answer to l’Acamdémie Française
And if we was flyir any lower, we'd need sleigh bells on this thing.
We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base.
Missile track deflecting. Continue evasive action.
Well, I don't think it's fair to condemn a whole program...
indicated that we would destroy
It looks like we're in a shooting war.
in which a lower echelon commander may order...
Auto C.D.C. into manual Teleflex link.
who stays up and who goes down.
But if you don't get the president on the phone, you know what's gonna happen?
Confirmed: definite missile track.
but I just got a message from base over the C.R.M. 114.
world war 1! attack battalions! shut the tanks! come on! (army tanks fire) bang! bang! (gun shoots) oh! oh! m.drayle we will remember you. many survivors! only a few m.christiansen l.sequrah n.johnston a.gallagher d.michaels a.sargent we should form the gurnsey and literay potato peel pie society good idea!
Am I to understand the Russian ambassador...
Roger. Three miles.
you'll be lucky to end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant!
You sure you got today's code?
Fuel valves three, four and six!
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You approved it, sir. You must remember.
No, no, Dimitri, there must be some mistake.
This clumsy fool attempted to plant that ridiculous camera on me.
le chateau livre pont du carossel pons a bird poo willy wagtail toilettes. le chateau templars dex box le troix.
Huh. What's cooking on the threat board? Nothing, nothing at all?
I don't like the look of this.
General Ripper, Sir... As an officer of the Empire, I'm in to shitpost
Check bomb door circuits one through four.
Ain't nobody ever got the go code yet.
Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly.
Mr. President, we must not allow a floating brewery gap.
Two: In less than 15 minutes from now...
Sage advice
CT already getting the shaft from politicians
is to be admitted entrance to the War Room?
both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation.
The Ruskie talks big, but frankly we think he's short of know-how.
How does that coincide with your postwar Commie conspiracy, huh?
You don't think I'd ask unless it was pretty damned important, do you?
General Turgidson...
Don't forget to say your prayers
The triangles are their primary targets.
Rita bring in the paper work
Still negative function.
of what we have been spending on defense in a single year.
your frame outlook, way of life and everything...
What do you mean, suit?
Attack range gate on maximum scan.
It decoded as Wing attack Plan R.
Roger.
within 20 years.
...but i do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed
Now, I am going to give you three simple rules.
- Where are you taking me? - To the main gate.
It's some theme he kept repeating. A variation on...
Bomb fusing, master safeties on.
Target distance: seven miles.
Give me a headiron that just as soon as you get it worked out.
Oh. All communications are dead!
Gentlemen, you can't NOT fight in here. This is HockeyBuzz!
Colonel, that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it.
Give him the phone.
and the joint chiefs in the War Room at the Pentagon.
excuse me allison pollard grandma snok has great snok snok kids now and she's reinstated with torso cowboys! oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll get chased by cows and have cow pat poo pie mud melt chocolate ice cream boingkids.
And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you...
or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol?
When they realize there is no possibility of recalling the Wing...
and I hope...
it's beginning to look like General Ripper exceeded his authority.
I want you to remember one thing.
and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of"preverts."
What kind of a name is that? That ain't no Kraut name, is it?
but nothing more than that.
Well, now, what happened is...
A quick survey would have to be made of the available mine sites in the country.
We all know how much guts the average Ruskie's got.
"Peace on Earth" or "Purity of Essence," one of those.
they got me on the old Rangoon-Inchinawa Railway.
Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water.
You oughta see it! A big shitpost thread like OPLive! VROOM
I have an unidentified radar blip.