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Try any "preversions," I'll blow your head off.
with the American people than with your image in the history books.
I assume the planes will return automatically...
Major Kong, I know you'll think this is crazy...
Look at all of them Nazis killed off, and they still wouldn't quit!
but I've got a good idea what the recall code is...
You're gonna have to answer to Comcast.
Group Captain Mandrake speaking.
I've got a fair idea of the kind of personal emotions...
on the dials of the C.R.M.
service along these lines...
Do you recognize my voice? (...or is it a deep-fake?)
Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water.
Electronic Guidance Scrambler to blue grid.
I want all privately owned radios to be immediately impounded.
God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear...
Falkie's GoPro Situation
does not give you any special prerogatives to question my orders.
Nuclear Combat toe-to-toe with the Ruskies.
and still have a very effective reserve force for any other contingency.
Can't you stick to the point?
Allow a dead journalist gap!
it is my clear duty under the present circumstances...
Have you got 55 cents?
"Primary target: the I.C.B.M. complex at Laputa.
The planes are not going to be recalled.
Fuse for ground burst. Delay factor yellow three.
If I may advise.
Bomb arming test lights on, one through four.
Mr. President...
there will be only one course of action open.
Otherwise, proceed to secondary target:
Go ahead, try and get the President of the United States on the phone.
Water on the back of the neck makes you feel marvelous.
He may even come in the uniform of our own troops.
Stand by the blower. I'll get back to you.
It is ESSENTIAL!
Bull! Tell him to do it himself.
for several hundred thousand of our people could easily be provided.
one of the provisions of Plan R provides...
No, I don't think I do, sir. No.
Target distance: four miles.
P.O.E.
Those clowns outside will give me a good going-over soon for the code.
Do you think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket?
during the physical act of love.
Certainly one can never be too sure about those things.
Perhaps you're forgetting the provisions of Plan R, sir.
I would think that possibly one hundred years.
nine packs of chewing gum...
I thought our fellows hitting Russian radar, dropping all their stuff...
Put everything you've got into those two sectors, and you can't miss!
What about the president?
Major Kong, message from base confirmed.
Well, sir, if the pilot's good, see...
You oughta see it! It's a sight! A big plane like a 52! Vroom!
I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed
Please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater...
if that really is your name...
But with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of, say...
1946, Mandrake.
Mr. President, they have the ambassador waiting upstairs.
You're talking about mass murder, General, not war.
than lose the entire base and its personnel through carelessness.
seven hours, 15 minutes endurance from this time.
Our fellows will be inside Russian radar cover in about 20 minutes.
I'm equally sure they all died thinking of you...
Bucky will be there as soon as he can.
Probably bought them from the army as war surplus.
He's tied up. I'm afraid he can't come to the phone.
They are all two hours from their targets inside Russia.
be so grief-stricken and anguished that they...
Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Come on, De Sadesky! That's ridiculous!
I'm not a sentimentalist by nature...
Mr. President, we must not allow a fried chicken gap!
I would like to say that in the two years...
I mean, look at the big board.
When they go down into the mine, everyone would still be alive.
sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills...
Auto destruct circuits checked.
Do you realize that fluoridation...
when they are exploded, they will produce a doomsday shroud...
Well, I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.
below the Arctic peaks of the Zhokhov Islands.
It certainly does, far beyond the point I would have imagined possible.