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It's your, uh, crazy Aunt Jackie
It's a bedazzled egg.
Ah, damn.
It's a leash for Armani.
Armani...
I get real stubborn about what I want
Not acting their age in a good way, like...
God knows what's gonna happen to him.
I have high standards.
Okay, good. That's...
This is your Aunt Darlene.
That's why I wanted you to keep that baby
I know where one of them is.
No, but I know if you're looking for work,
Mom just said that 'cause she didn't want a dog in the house.
It's too soon. She'll send it to you.
♪♪
as they were rolling away.
do you want to lie down,
How's the dog training going?
and when you're least prepared for it.
and how I lied and it blew up in my face.
from a 40-year-old woman with two kids
I have an Uber run!
and I forget that there are other people,
Fingers crossed.
that'll shut the whole thing down.
I just assumed you never wanted kids
Don't bother, Darlene!
[ Door closes ]
I know you've both been looking forward to this.
Hey, Becky.
I have high standards.
Watch.