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You even beat me out for Juliet in drama club.
I think you're supposed to salute me before you speak to me.
So your number one fantasy is to find
We're excited on the bridge, right?
It's a trap.
no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fire the lasers.
It's a superfood.
Don't be a sore loser.
that our screen kisses will taste and feel just like the real thing.
Or how all our families are probably going to think we're dead.
Oh, no, no, no, undo command, I was just kidding.
you're second in command now.
I'm riding the intergalactic rails like the space hobos of yore.
It's not my job.
Oh man, I was.
We can name it whatever we want.
you're gonna wish you never set foot in that academy.
May I present Zalian, your engineer.
We're good in the north and the south?
Possibly forever.
I had to wash my balls.
We wanted adventure.
Very well, captain.
Yes! Captain Lipinski, let's open the airlocks and go celebrate.
Oh, don't do it.
We have to remain calm.
We're in a whole other space.
I didn't say it.
That had to feel good.
Hello captain, I'm Kent Woolworth your new science officer.
What the hell was that?
I'm on my way.