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It's like we get flushed out, yeah.
Aye, aye, Captain.
You mean I'm getting command of the Cruiser?
Oh, yeah, compensate 6.9%.
We thought Jupiter was a solid mass.
I'm programmed to monitor all ship functions,
Hell, you're a better Juliet than I could ever be.
Hey, that's mean.
Mm-hm. Section 3.0.5 of the Universal Mapping Project Rules of Conduct
But we'll let it go this time.
Captain's just a title, really.
Run an escape protocol, Stewart.
It, did, you know I've been meaning to tell you about that.
Lying is not a skill that I possess.
Thanks, Stewart.
So- Yep.
No offense, but not cool, General.
I got food here we can all use.
You're right.
Jeez.
Run a spent fuel clean out burst through the forward venting tubes.
All right.
Yes!
understand?
Thanks for stopping me from killing us, captain.
You guys think I'm an idiot, don't you?
Thank you for your honesty.
And then there's Natasha.
Did you have Sloppy Joes?
Increase the shields!
Look at me, Captain.
All we have to eat is fudge.
I hope no-one swallowed that.
And, okay?
This is so exciting, isn't it?
Hey, guys, who messed with the lights?
What function do you serve?
Well, you know what?
get going.
We're really happy you're fighting your obesity.
I was on a roll.
Nobody asked you that.
may I just say that it's an honor to be serving under you.