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They didn't have anything barber-themed in the gift shop...
With the kind that flows down to your shoulders...
Not with a bang but with a nephew.
Trust me, if you were even a little conscious right now, you'd be laughing.
I'm sorry, it's the bad-boy attitude that comes with this hair.
Penny forgot to use the subjunctive
Penny, you're not trained. You're not licensed.
Survival training? Is that like camping?
- Okay, what just happened? - I don't know.
Don't know if you can read his little T-shirt. It says, "Get well beary soon."
The world is my oyster.
No, hang on. Roommate Agreement.
Almost done.
There's only so many times a woman can say, "How about the bed?"
Roommate Agreement? Are you kidding?
...so I got you this.
Feynman was a famous physicist.
...and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946.
Enough !
But I think I can pull it off. Well done, Penny.
...and we sure as shooting don't get our hair cut by bottle-blond...
With that in mind, if you can hear me...
Told you. I'm just gonna clean up your neck a little...
...sometimes it's nice not knowing what's coming.
I'm gonna put on my Tuesday pajamas tonight.
Oh, dear, did we spit out our pills, slip out of the ninth floor...
Anyway...