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(MAN GROWLlNG)
Okay.
Dear God, please help Bruce find himself, find contentment, find you.
(METAL CLANKlNG)
l was gonna help the others.
Yeah, l could do that. Sounds like fun. Good.
Bless you. Bless all of you.
(PEOPLE CHEERlNG)
B-E-A-U-tiful
Look, Bruce. You're a good reporter. You make people laugh.
Lower and debase myself for the amusement of total strangers?
Pete's shoes are virtually impossible to fill, but the show must go on,
When u don't want to answer the phone
Now, let's. . . Uh, Jack,
7th at 7
but desperate times calls for desperate measures.
and l think, in a lot of ways, a great city is like a great recipe, really.
The kids made them for me. They will keep you safe.
Yeah. You left in such a rush, l didn't get a chance to explain.
Good dream. No. No.
(A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION REMlX PLAYlNG)
How it feels driving a Mopar in the city
Okay. Okay. Now, you just go through this stack,
Whatever you say, pal.
l'm deleting the program.
lt's good. lt's good.
The woman does pray a lot.
Here's your soup.
Oh.
For those of you who haven't heard,
so he's gonna finish out the week, and l go live on Monday.
l'm a very rare blood type. l'm A. B. -positive.
You know, l think there might be something to this cookie line.
Yeah. Yeah. Meeting's started without me.
Don't put that in your mouth. That's paste, honey.
Not during energy crisis
has just hit ground right outside the Mark Twain Chili Cook-Off.
I'm not much for blaspheming but that last one made me laugh
I will cut penis, Sam! Because you're grounded! I'm peeing blood. And I'm sad...
Sure, it's a little creepy and a shameless plug, but we love them.
Sorry l'm late. Traffic was. . .
We're gonna kick live to Fred at the stadium, okay?
l suppose you're here to gloat about the anchor position.
Duck and cover!
Bingo! Yahtzee! ls that your final answer?
Okay, fine. l don't need you.
Percy’s Chocolate Crunch & Other Thomas Adventures (2093 VHS)
(VOICES CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
Bruce NoIan here aboard the Maid of the Mist
No, it's not! ln other news, fighting erupted
And he saw that it was good.
(GLASS SHATTERlNG)
l'm desperate. l need your help, Lord.
Yeah? Well, go with that. lt served you well in the past, right?
You have all my powers. Use them any way you choose.
l work in back. l see no smiles.
All you have to do is find the crease, right around here.
Ah, what's this joker doing now?
(ALL SNlCKERlNG)
You've got prayers.
And do the cutesy stuff? The lighter side of the news?
sex scandal in the mayor's office for sweeps.
(VOICES RECITING THE LORD'S PRAYER)
LIVEBUZZ
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l tried to fight her off. l tried to stop her, but she's really strong.
I'M DONE! HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
BREEEEEDAH
Now, remember. lt's their 1 56th-year anniversary 1 49 capacity. Right
Smite me, O mighty smiter!
B-E-A-utiful.
Hold that thought, Hazel !
That wasn't the world.
This is it, isn't it? l don't know. l don't know if l'm ready for this.
And that's the way it was. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
What did he just say? Check the prompter.
(CHUCKLlNG)
I can hold that note all day buddy.
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
Oh, soup. Right. Uh, yeah. Right.
(PAGER BEEPlNG)
(VOICES PRAYING)
DEBBIE: SmaII Wonders Day Care. Grace?
Corey? Talk, Corey. Hello?
Wouldn't call you if l did.
lt's okay. l found one.
lf you wanna be Miss America.
Hello? l need your help. Clap on. Clap on.
Yeah. Okay. Okay, Sammy.
YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE NICE PLACE
l'm A. B. -positive. Really?
and i have so much wingardium in me that it's too goose fat look at this i can't even fit a flat tyre! me blame it on the lab and photo lab they're the ones that analyzed your DNA and photoshopped you so you would fit in a size 012. after all you were originally on the atkins diet.
Evan's gonna get that anchor job, l just know it.
Our survey says, God ! Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing !
Be fruitful and do long division or something.
Ninety seconds? Holy hell. Uh, yeah. Okay. 90 seconds?
He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to,
(shouting)
No!
as signs that prophesy is now being fulfilled
Hold that thought, Hazel!
she deserved from me.
Oh, my God !
no
Anyway, here's the deal.
l needed some time to reassess my goals
Nothing like spending quality time with great friends, huh?