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And you are gonna be interviewing lrene Dansfield.
WHAT A BUNCH OF WHINERS!
(GRUNTS)
Rough stuff! l'm gonna hurt you. . .
l wish l'd written something. And now let's go live
no one can replace the great Pete Fineman, but l will do my best.
Wow. lt can be quite pleasurable!
People underestimate the benefit of good old manual labor.
l've got the power
You always were funny, Bruce, just like your father.
You haven't won a fight since grade five, and that was against a girl.
Um, rain check. l'll hold you to it.
MAN ON TV: K-TeI Records brings you the 1 00 greatest love songs of all time.
What are you talking about, man?
This is Phil Sidleman reporting from the Police Canine Training Center,
This ought to be good.
l think l'll put this on my computer
(MOANlNG)
Are you guys leaving?
I’m free on the seventh at seven
Ansioso, eu?
Are you ready for a miracle? Yes
There's a God-shaped hoIe in aII of us
We don't eat that. Oh, that's not food.
(BRUCE MOANlNG RELUCTANTLY)
l took the first step. Jumped out on the ledge.
and we couId think of no one better than our very own Evan Baxter.
yo bretheren. what up with thee?
(THUG GROANlNG)
Jesus. Get out of there!
Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on !
Just a stranger on a bus
Yeah. l figured.
l think l could help the world. The world?
You win !
You've been doing a lot of complaining about me, Bruce.
(MOANlNG) Sam !
VTO ME OH MIGHTY VTO'er
Oh, l'm kind of busy.
When someone tries to use "snowflake" as an insult. "Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!"
Yes.
l mean, l woke up this morning,
as in a bizarre twist, the body was found buried with a birth certificate
That there is something missing
l didn't want to start you off with more than you could handle.
l'll give you the moon, Mary. I'II take it.
(SAM URlNATlNG)
Or were you just too afraid your big fat ass off?
And you thought, like, Susan's mouth was the phone?
Where?
Okay, okay, okay! l didn't mean it! l was just kidding !
He's taking you to the most romantic restaurant,
Figures!
We're rolling. And speed.
pepe and louie are grandpas now! thier puppies have had puppies snok snok dear yes they've got mangrovoeojskheria and they're 388994 years old! snok snok yes snooutht! yes boing boing toxins toxins ex-lax they chase after yes boing boing wrinkly grays!
l've hit some kind of a ceiling here.
Well, you took the job, Bruce, so l suggest you get to it.
Training my dog.
Hey, you said ass. Yeah, but it's okay
That's not funny, man. That is not funny! Okay.
(HORNS BLARlNG)
(GOD GAVE ME EVERYTHING PLAYlNG)
Ready for a miracle Ready, ready, yes, l am
Grace, this is so weird. l was just calling you.
l like the Sabres. Coach prays a lot. Okay.
Clap on ! Clap on ! Clap on !
(METAL SQUEAKlNG)
Some women can't handle the fire.
What is the deal-io? We are having a blood drive.
Omni Presents.
Look, Bruce. lt is not in my power to give you anchor.
Bigger? Oh, come on ! Look at them !
We're covered in Iies and that's okay
And then Karl said I’m and Omega baby!!!
l was such an idiot. lt's okay.
l have to act like a total goof in order to make it work.
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no. Honey, no. Oh, gosh, please don't put that in your mouth.
The transformation is complete.
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
Quit bragging.
lt's good. lt's good !
(WHlMPERlNG)
l'll give it all to you, babe
Anybody with a brain stem can tell that
Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.
Cool. Tell you what.
I have no bird, I have no bush God has taken my bird and my bush
No matter how messy something gets, you can always clean it right up.
Bruce Nolan is rapidly becoming known as. . .
This is my luck. This is my luck!
Say something. Bruce, talk.
Well, that takes care of the voices. Not exactly a space saver though.
(PAGER BEEPlNG)
ls your child in dire jeopardy?
So the children of the neighborhood will be happy?
l didn't know this was so important to you. Me neither. Me neither.
who will see her always
Hey, don't forget your parting gifts!
And the restIess souI is searching
Whoa! Hold the phone! l like this one. Our weekend at the lake.
You just give me a camera, Jack, l'll give you the news.
Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now.
Who do you like in the game tonight?
World's gone mad.
You heard them.
That l don't need. That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me.
Kind of. . . l'm not sure if she's. . .