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Relax and enjoy it. Oh, God.
when u don't want to answer the phone
That is perfect. That is the motivation that l needed !
lf this cookie beats Gladys's, it will prove once and for all
Yeah? Yeah. Good.
Lau-ren, Hun-ter, D, A, M, A, N!
Just a sIob Iike one of us
Wow, it is kind of loud in here, isn't it?
(CREW LAUGHlNG)
me mom's got selectamahhat datammg and she's only sick with voouoohooules in bohouoowepering! at 12 years old as a very fat baby! and she might have owmyohohopiiipiaperroniahhhaearah with sheiaheeloeela boupsa and she's got rowps yes she'll thump you up the thothumpupthebumthroughson!
l myself, will have given blood twice this week.
(BARKlNG)
(PEOPLE SCREAMlNG)
ANSWERING MACHINE: Hey, this is Bruce, Grace and Sam...
Okay.
Yeah, well, there, you know, there are storehouses all over the world.
RUN, MAN! I HAVE DEFAMATION!
l want you to decide what's right for me.
TRITON THANK YOU! I'M DONE!!
that the Kowolskis have much more free time.
Read the scrip the script is fine It's gold 9/10
Of the joy every morning would bring
THE GAME AWARDS SUCKS I ONLY WON 7 BUCKS
l'll see you through
When l'm backed into a corner, l'm like a wild animal.
l don't. . . l don't know if she. . . l don't know if she wants that or not.
l'll have the worst day of my life
Hey! Hey! Look what the cat coughed up!
Oh, don't look at me, Walter.
Seventh at 7:00 it is.
But l don't wanna love him anymore.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What are you doing here? Just looking for a story.
where you had your first date.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, this just in.
I'm not much for blaspheming but that last one made me laugh
(SlNGlNG) Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
l'm doing my first anchor tonight. Oh, wow! That's great!
DISFRUTA UN BUEN CAFÉ, MI SEÑOR DIOS.
'Cause you're a God and I am not
and over here we have contestant number 4... well i'll just wear a toupeè on national tv!
l can be an asshole. No, Bruce. You can't.
Run, man ! Run !
ls it just a big cookie, or does this cookie represent the pride of Buffalo,
What is wrong with you? Stop yelling !
I mean, do they look bigger to you?
And now, Buffalo's number-one news team.
l was gonna give Grace a call.
Yeah, i could do that. Sounds like fun.
whose sister's going out with someone very high up in the government.
BANKRUPT
l'll call you later, okay?
Holy sh. . . Cow.
Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness News at 6:00. l'm Susan Ortega.
l guess every dog has his day.
Come on. Let's have a talk.
Are my teeth not white enough?
(HlGH-PlTCHED BLABBERlNG)
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Oh, baby
Do l look blind to you? Do l look blind to you?
and complete set of dental records.
l lost 47 pounds on the Krispy Kreme diet.
you're watching robots on blue sky studios You're watching Rio on Blue Sky Studios
(SlGHS)
Of course. They’re my team.
through your eyes.
And now, BuffaIo's number-one news team.
Who are you?
yes snok snok dear me mom's got clostrophobia and she's -0 years old! yes she's still in diapers and the wrinkly grannies now have to feed her snok snok now spat by snow worm snakes! ar, yes by 2099 she'll have coraphagia!
You install the Clapper? No, but catchy jingle, isn't it?
yes snok snok and me mom's got laryngitis and she;s 344 years old! yes snok snok her ward at meath care bray and i instigated out! yes she'll roll now with the bashed up grannies coven now! yes snok snok dear and she's got dermatillomania and she's 933 years old! yes grannies retirement with maxine and the duncraig library grannies!
A teenager who says no to drugs
We bless. No mess. Downloading now.
You're kidding. The whole town has gone crazy.
over the railing of the Titanic?
(GRUNTS)
YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE
l want you at Niagara Falls in an hour.
Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Wait. Are you leaving?
Okay. That is a good one. That is a good one.
(LAUGHS)
They're a new breed.
Hey! Wacky Bruce!
So come on down, or we'll just keep beeping you.
JACK: Hi, Susan.
Joining your favorite art fight team like...
I call them Tudaisies
What? What'd you say, ése?
That's what l get for trying to help someone.
Honey. Hi. Wow.
(BLABBERlNG GlBBERlSH)
The copy's good. Just read it.
My God. You can call me Bruce.
l pray the Lord my soul to keep.
.
Get the camera! Now!
That'll be on the seventh floor. Stairs are right over there.
lt's all frozen on ice, and they tell everybody there's a shortage.
Okay. Put your wish in there. Me too.
Pardon me. Bastard. Baxter, rather.
Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!
Grace, are you there?
You’re on fire, Mike.
His stories are all over town.
You know what? Nothing can bother me today. Nothing.
l have no credibility. Not good. Not good.
lt is good to see what someone with talent can do,