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How did you know about that? Did you talk to Debbie?
Oh. Okay, honey. Good luck. l love you.
but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm !
Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!
That's just not true. Where did you hear that?
Yeah? That was really great.
The Seventh at Seven
The seventh at 7:00.
We have a new record !
We'll be back with the Sabres' Stanley Cup victory in just a hot second.
That's interesting, 'cause, you know, l never thought we would ever talk.
Forever and ever yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You know what l do every night before l go to bed?
And we'd sing
This is just our life. We can always just have some kid do it for us.
How do you know my father, and how did you get my pager number?
We have a special on soup today. No. That's fine. Thank you.
mom stop being a blauper! ok son i'll stop being a bowoouppmop bomps boups bowploons bauwksk bawk orooginiitisi ortillophoibia yackled derridge kumper vunter!
You know, l was gonna. . .
Forget something?
What in the blue blazes. . .
MAN 1 : Hey, we got a body! MAN 2: Over here!
What? That's good.
Bathroom. House. House. Bathroom. Bathroom. House.
ALL: Be the miracle. That's right.
Wow. Those are amazing. What are these?
l took care of a few things.
(SUSAN MOANlNG)
ls that supposed to be funny?
The body of Jimmy Hoffa was uncovered in a field today
(BEEPlNG)
First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber. . .
What am l gonna do with you?
Let's see.
You ready? Born that way.
Hoffa? What are the odds of that? What are the odds of that?
Duh.
David's bday be like
Geez, can you keep it down to a dull roar?
and live to talk about it, son.
I’m VP PETERMANN…and THATS the way the cookie crumbles.
GIRL: PIease bIess my mommy, my daddy and especially my little sister.
Do you like jazz, Evan? Yeah.
Now, come on. What do you really care about?
MAN: Bruce?
Okay.
QSF
EMBIIIIID
And you can't mess with free will.
lt's mayhem. l don't know what to do.
l surrender! l surrender! l surrender.
(MOANlNG)
Sorry. Don't know you.
lt's okay.
Let's watch it one more time. Oh, no.
She has a rarey. Okay.
One more time, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble.
Me when Lee cuts a clutch of eggs Spieds Spieds Spieds
Yeah. Really. Come on. You do the math.
Yes to all !
And l won't forget you when l go national. Uh, can you. . .
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
God, why do you hate me?
Oh, it's amazing. You've become Mom.
Good boy.
LUAN LOUD
See you around, kid.
Thanks, pal.
Doompah. Oh, geez.
Do you mind giving me a hand with this floor?
Yeah? See how nice this is? Baby on the hip?
Well, they need my blood. l have a very rare blood type.
Okay. Well, honey, l just don't. . .
Okay, Sammy, let's do it right, like all the other dogs.
There are only two rules. You can't tell anybody you're God.
Are you ready? Ready
Oh, baby
nabubblesclydrophobia and rytinuuuuruueryanne's ryamm ryann's disease and she keeps dislocationing her lumpoids's bawps and she's 6668 years old jo yes i trained her up from being snowy! and she's got snoozysnooaphobia because lou's afraid of a sneaky snooze with her and she settles into distoids at -0 years old grandma baby taught her well!
Oh, look. lt's the hero. What's up, homie?
righto draco draco toufs. you're the stinks puss riht? righte. stinks pueioiss piidxjns stoesuss.
Bedroom? Five minutes.
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Okay.
Know what? Forget it.
Do you like Jazz Iowa State?
Well, man from health department
SUSAN: Hi, Bruce.
l'm the alpha, lady! l'm the omega, baby!
What the. . .
Yeah, l got to go.
Coffee? Yeah. Uh, coffee. Yeah.
Yeah, you were putting up a really big fight.
while you were safe, floating on the door?
She kissed me. l didn't. . . l'm the kissee.
(BRUCE SINGING) What if God was one of us
If I ruIed the worId
Here we have a shot of South-East Saskatchewan today
B-E-A-utiful.
Sweetie? Time to get up.
What a bunch of whiners. This is gonna suck up my whole life.
So as soon as you apologize and make a full reckoning of your transgressions,
Percy’s Chocolate Crunch & Other Thomas Adventures (2003 VHS)
See. That's. . . That's what l'm talking about.
Okay. Now, remember. lt's their 1 56th-year anniversary.
(BlRDS CHATTERlNG)
12 minutes.. I’ll hold you to it.
Go ahead. Take your best shot. Actually, l. . .
lt's okay. We're back up.
MAN 2: Channel 7 fries!
Oh, Zoe-Baboey! Did you have a good time with Aunt Crazy today?