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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yes, you can! That’s the beauty of it!
Yeah. Get the backboard and brace.
Come on. TeII me. MARY: lf l told you, it might not come true.
jackson stop being a bowpabowppwwooisitese! ok mom i'll stop being a bowpabohpaomp bowpbohmp hieiei hess baump bawa boupmpp baoouppw bowpich gh oeoeoeoeo glyoooter bowpabohpaonkabra!
l miss you.
Yeah, l could do that. Sounds like fun.
(GASPlNG)
Sounds delicious.
And I felt like my boobs were bigger.
Need some coffee?
Lufyeah
Oh, that's great, Sam, but you missed your target. l'm over here!
l mean, do they look bigger to you? Uh, what? Your. . . No.
You Think You Can Do It Better
(GlBBERlNG)
l just figured l'd get your attention.
while others are in a comfy news studio, sucking up all the glory.
This is full. You did all this?
Oh, no.
B-E-A-utiful.
(MlMlCKlNG SNOOP DOGGY DOGG) Bow-wow-wow Yippee-yo, yippee-yay.
Talk Travis Damn it!
How did you get that? That's supposed to be in our private stash.
that drawer is being fed through the wall from the other side.
My secret is that l let the jalapeños marinate in a spicy sauce
Just can't get it out of my head.
l got anchor.
Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away.
You're lucky to be alive, son. Someone up there must like you.
(STAMMERlNG)
What's the matter? Nothing.
l mean, this is his last week.
As everyone knows, after 33 years, our beloved Pete Fineman is retiring.
Come back with my bubble gum machine!
You gonna pick that up? Yeah. l'm sorry. lt's. . . l'm losing it.
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
(BLABBERlNG LOUDLY)
But for your own protection, l cannot discuss it at this time.
Go to black. l'm on it.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE
There's freedom in it. Some of the happiest people in the world
'cause l wouldn't want any stray hairs
Are you serious?
Now you are just showing off
You must be Bruce. l've been expecting you.
She just gave blood, and she still has enough left to fill up her face.
All right. Fine. Do with it what you will. l don't care.
Come on. What are you doing?
lt's 70 and sunny, and the perfect day to forgive Bruce.
l don't wanna hurt you, but l will, out of instinct.
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
Bruce, you have a divine spark.
Well, the Buffalo Sabres lost again last night at the hands of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
(GLASS SHATTERlNG)
You can clear everything up in five minutes if you want to, right?
if l'm talking about a donkey.
Jack practically came out and told me. Practically?
That won't work.
That's what that stands for!
l really didn't come to chat, okay, Bruce? l came for Grace's stuff.
All right. That's it! That's it!
You're the one who should be fired !
Now, that's fresh mountain-grown coffee from the hills of Colombia.
l'm dead? Nah, l'm just messing with you.
l hear their layouts can be quite tasteful. Give that to me right now!
l lika do the cha-cha.
(WOMAN SINGING) Everything so confusing
Cue the cheesy inspirational music!
Creator of the heavens and the earth, alpha and omega.
Yeah, l didn't see her in there.
Vol. Vol. You need a tissue or something?
Are you spying on me?
That's great, honey. That's great. l know. l know.
God gave me everything I want, now, come on
(CHUCKLES ANGRlLY)
lt's good. lt's good.
every dog has his day.
Oh ! Oh, no!
yes dear me mom's a distrilliphia duckoopdistilledwaterriachya snow box wolf mountain cub seal and she goes honk honk woo woo woo and she's got trible blackmirror2isteria! and she crumped her factoids up to emelphantalistijaynetits on starting on a 0 year old borgogno! yes she's quite bowpabohpaoooooooooooooompery!
No.
Find out tonight after the game.
AII this conversation ain't satisfactioning me
Oh.
with the man that they've loved for five years.
(WOMAN SINGING) Do you ever feel
(CHlLDREN CHEERlNG) Boom !
The White House reception committee greeted the prime rib roast minister,
This is your big night.
l get it. Okay.
But it's just noise. l can't understand them.
Is there someone less talented than you reaping all the benefits?
Yeah, you'd better keep walking.
My
(LAUGHlNG)
Are you ready for a miracle? lt's ready to set you free
Hey, that's a pretty good idea.
We really shouldn't waste it.
Hello?
Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill.
and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice,
ln other. . .
And l got to go.
Me letting my love annoy people
just for this occasion.