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(DOOR SLAMMlNG)
You know where he's taking me to dinner tonight?
with a magnifying glass, and l'm the ant.
Not as easy as it looks, is it, son? This God business.
Mystery Case Files Dire Grove Sacred Grove
Channel 5 News.
MEME CLAP ON
Oh. . . Oh, boy.
l'm kidding with you, and you. . .
She was too afraid to freeze her big fat ass off!!
There's an anti-Bruce barrier I can't get past
l'm l. B. -positive.
We're about to uncork some champagne
Pleasure Pleasure Pleasure
Well, yeah. Yeah.
Feeling pretty vulnerable too.
(EVANS CLEARlNG THROAT)
Thanks, Bruce.
MAN: Got a rhythm.
No, it's not loud. Geez, can you keep it down to a dull roar?
You're a God and I am not
Dear God, bless Bruce.
But l know l love you
Just need to be god for a day now
like Wal-ter Cron-kite.
PLEasureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GirI, I just can't live without you
No, sirree. Moments later, he busted a local news camera crew
(BRUCE GASPlNG)
No. No. No.
Hello? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
l don't know what l would have done.
lt's locked, and the keys are inside!
l've never seen the moon that big ! Yeah.
Yeah I’m drunk. Drunk on power
l've got the power
Oh, no! Sam, this has got to stop.
Cut the feed. Go to black.
No. No. l'm having a breakdown, that's what it is.
That is perfect. That is the motivation that l needed !
I'm free on the 7th at 7.
yes me mom's more wrinkled then raelene snell! and she's got part spot disteria and she's 999 years old! snok snok yes dear with her granny coven and her walker she gets her NDIS feet in because she has ex-aspergers and she kicked in at rocky bay.
Hey. Let's go, man. Come on. Let's go.
No. He's ignoring me completely.
HOLA! JUAN VALDEZ!
Did that spider just come out your crack man?
Hi, baby.
A single mom who's working two jobs
What do you think?
Find Grace, then Bruce.
What? Yeah, a big boat.
Kind of bright, though. Yeah. lt is for most people.
with all the folks down here at the blood drive, reminding you to. . .
Okay. Thanks. Jack, can l talk to you a second?
My will be done!
(PAGER BEEPlNG)
Yo brethren, what up with thee? Blessings on your alley.
He sends you all day to a beauty spa.
l don't wanna make you feel bad, but they're laughing at you.
Now, l'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh.
Jewel Quest Mysteries Trail Of The Midnight Heart
Everything You've Ever Said Or Done Or Thought About
And l just thought that you would know
I mean, I woke up this morning
Just. . . Debbie won the lottery. Oh, yeah? You're kidding.
What a bunch of whiners
THIS SHOULD CERTAINLY SPICE THINGS UP A BIT!
Do you like jazz, Evan?
You bunch of Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!!
in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York.
and l felt like my boobs were bigger.
Come on. Let's go back inside and have a shit.
Have you completely lost your mind?
lt's just this whole anchor thing opening up has got me nuts.
l shall absolve you and continue along the path of righteousness.
five hundred and three prayer requests?
GIRL: Now I Iay me down to sleep.
Are you ready?
l'm sorry.
(MOANlNG)
People want me to do everything for them.
Imploding! Imploding..Imploding!
Possibly, the biggest breaking news story this town has ever seen.
One of you might need a ride home.
But why?
There's a God-shaped hoIe in aII of us
Buenos días. Buenos días.
so we'll have something to put on the air today?
You got it.
l've seen your outtakes. Jack, you will not regret this.
(GROANlNG)
Right there! Thank you.
Was that tonight? That's great, isn't it?
This is Bruce Nolan here at Buffalo's First-Annual Be the Miracle Blood Drive.
The prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today.
Oh. There we go. Sorry about that.
Congratulations.
Bruce. Bruce. Bruce.
We've got a situation here. They're rioting right outside the station.
when hundreds of disgruntled Buffalo residents
Shshshd
Really something, isn't it?
Help me out here.
And it's. . . Sorry. You're like this.
This is nice.
Getting, getting getting kind of heavy
He gets the stories. He gets on sweeps. Maybe l should be more like Evan.
You wanna see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.
But what they don't realize is they have the power.
(NEVER, NEVER GONNA GlVE YOU UP PLAYlNG)
Let's do it.
right there in that file cabinet.
Say something to that. Say something.
GRACE: He said he wanted me to have a day of beauty and luxurious serenity.
Thank you, Susan. l'm sorry.
(EXCLAlMlNG)