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l am.
l don't want you to get too ahead of yourself.
punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones!
Why shouldn't l be on a night like this?
Oh, God !
ln fact, l think you'll find it quite pleasurable.
MAN: WeIcome to Eyewitness News at 6:00, with Susan Ortega,
God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.
to fall into the booger.
I've got the power
You're on fire, Bruce.
Might come in handy someday.
with 220 pounds of marijuana.
Oh Toodles! Sam! How dare you say oh Toodles! That’s it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded! With no TV, no movies, no, video games, and no TV shows.
l guess that's how life is, isn't it?
GRACE: l'm in the shower!
This creepy whisper thing has to end.
yes dear me granny raelene snell's got hermiphobia and she's 8999 carjacking looking for a revenge rover! after all she scrunched her face up in sky engines! yes dear with the carr's wafer biscuits and the whitman's sampler chocolates she spat back at her boingkids she's refunctrjected blackballed out of joint yes grol grol!
May l? Certainly.
l never saw it before, l swear!
Yeah, but she was huge. She had been held back.
Just say you love me and you want me back.
(BARKlNG)
There you are. lt's your big debut. How are you feeling?
So far, 1 ,1 00 winning tickets have been turned in,
How many now? Seven.
There's somewhere beyond this l know
Oh.
Yes sir, yes sir
Oh, come on !
When they say sink seasoned chicken is ghetto But The Ghetto makes it taste better
l'm gonna get right on it.
For someone just like you make me feel the way you do
Oh, well. No big deal. MAN: Oh, boy.
better fall of the plank... before my time is up!
l don't wanna hurt anymore. Please.
Shit.
Lfyeah
Pleasurable. Pleasurable.
l'll never be an anchorman, not with this.
Oh, darn. All this horsepower and no room to gallop.
(SlNGlNG) Yeah, yeah
and l do the cha-cha like a sissy girl.
all of mankind.
Oh, do l have to? Oh, it's not gonna hurt.
Wait! That's not rain ! Bruce, please don't do that, honey.
And do you ever feel
Great. Fred.
And bring peace to
Hey! Hank found something !
Looking for another can of whoop-ass?
MAN 1 : Please help me, Lord. Please get me through this.
Oh, l see. So God is picking on you, is that what you're saying?
Yeah. lt gets me from A to B.
l'm gonna get soaked. That's the point.
Yeah a IittIe Iess conversation a IittIe more action
Bruce Nolan,
I can hold that note all day buddy.
If You Can't Be With The One You Love, Then Love Bruce.
Then l let it all come to a simmer b. . . Oh !
Go to the bathroom, please. Wash out your mouth. Wash off your hands.
Thy. . . Thou. . . Come. Take a closer walk with me.
Now, as far as field reporting goes, if you're looking for a bump. . .
for to bring customers back.
Eyewitness Nose. Okay, and clear.
What do you want me to do?
Yeah I’m drunk. Drunk on power
You know something, Joe? You seem taller.
say he find rat pellet in our pastry, but l say, No.
Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown,
There she is. Look at her! lsn't she beautiful?
Maybe l'm just out of my mind
We would treasure each day that occurs
Come on. Concentrate. There you go. Come on. Pump it out if you have to.
l'm trying to fix a light. Tell me if it's working.
ln other news. . .
and you pick your favorites.
When you leave this building, you will be endowed with all my powers.
Yeah. l see that you can handle things now.
What are you doing in here all alone?
You want me to even those up for you?
For three decades, the Kowolski family bakery
Hi, Bruce. Oh, hi, Susan.
Now, you still have to go over there. The nurse is waiting.
Cross-pollination between tulips and daisies.
Hi, Susan. Oh, thank you, God.
Yes, to all!
You need. . . No, it's okay. l've got it.
lt's a funny thing about pleasure.
That was amazing. l meant it.
That's what l get. . .
You come up with an answer to that one, you let me know.
shouldn't we be focusing on Pete's retirement?
Sometimes anticipation can heighten the pleasure.
Hi, Susan. Hi, Jack.
That is the motivation that I needed!
lt's a good thing we're wearing these today,
Yeah, but l'll get around to it.
Grace. Yes.
(SAM URlNATlNG)
Come on, Grace. Come to the party.
Well, that's my payment, l guess. That. . . That is my reward.
Am l A. B. -negative or am l. . . l don't know what you are anymore.
Welcome to my world, son.
(BRUCE WHlSTLlNG)
(GROWLS)
Honey, it was funny. lt made me laugh.
YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her
(BRUCE EXCLAlMlNG)
Whoa. Nice car, man.
All right. Lord, l need a miracle.
act: it turns out this chemical is called "by a brax" which the evil witch used it against herself. is there anything you would like to purchase today? may i suggest a masterpiece called "emma" written by jane eyre. the story revolves around emma with powers. this story is a literery treasure. perhaps you're too young for that kind of work.
Are you here?
l tuck my kids in, maybe have a scoop of ice cream and watch Conan.
Shit.
And Evan is loving it, by the way. Loving it.
B-E-A-Yoooootiful!
Hi.
and the occasional sugar-induced coma that follows.