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One aide. He just needs one aide.
I make milk.
- Drew's gonna be angry. - Why are you doing this?
We're like the people from a Spanish textbook.
He's probably going to lord that over us.
I want to tell you something and I...
No, no, you don't have to go.
T-U-L-L-Y.
Honk, honk.
I have a old number.
- No, I have to go first. - Whoa.
Great.
Next.
...get over yourself.
Well, maybe it's all that matters.
Okay, here.
Just...
- that I let this happen. - You didn't do anything.
That's the big dream,
I know, but she won't be the same tomorrow.
Oh.
Yeah, they can't grow back.
Um... I'm in town for a friend's memorial.
but I'm not gonna.
I-I checked his browser history once,
This is it.
I got overwhelmed with the kids and-and-and work,
I don't want a stranger in my house
Yeah, what's her name?
so I just want to get there early.
Nope.
You can't be a good mother if you don't practice self-care.
Okay.
I'll just be down here and make another pot of coffee,
- Watch a movie with Drew. - Okay.
exciting.
That's not enough.
No, just be like a friendly waitress
Although Jupiter is even shorter.
Sounds pretty ideal to me.
you really didn't have to do that.
- I am, actually. - It's so easy.
Thank you for cleaning the house the other day.
What about Jonah?
- Hi. - Thanks, Dallas.
I had three stepmothers.
I can't.
Come on, guys. Dinner.
Hi, Laurie.
And the third kid is always the easiest. Right?
So, how do you feel?
We're gonna go in here.
You have a big year.
That's all.
Marlo.
What? Does she breastfeed?
Mia.
Jonah's great.
Ah, there she is.
My baby.
- I wasn't. - Look, I... no, you need to calm down.
- Ooh, is it money? - No.
Yes.
I bet you have big plans.
- and you're good to go. - Hmm.
Oh, historically, those have been my favorite people.
Just being your own best friend?
You're gonna feel a little bit of freezing, okay?
And doing this new therapy on him that...
The ninth month is tough.
Sorry I'm so late.
No, I was in my house.
It's just this little obligate parasite
'cause I want to do that too, sometimes,