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A lot of people believe unicorns exist.
Are they goat? Are they dog? I don't know what they are.
and that just popped out.
Amy and I are on the same page about this one.
I've never really hired a lawyer before.
that I forgot to put on this morning.
sense of spiritual presence, right?
You know what? An onion bagel would be great.
You're funny.
Do you have a Green Day-themed bouncy house?
This thing over here! Yeah, look at this!
Amy, we're gonna need you to engage meaningfully
Kelly believes in 'em.
Like, telling me how to spend my money,
celestial beings who look out for us.
Yeah, they are married.
Yeah, no, by angels, I meant like regular-sized,
Oh, right.
Dina, I know things got a little heated...
I don't understand why Glenn needs the shots
or still working here when she's our age.
"Bubbling Mountain Brook," or "Ankylosaurs?"
I didn't think it was a real reindeer.
No, you don't.
- with Randy? - Screw the weekend!
Well, you just gotta sit her down, and tell her,
Look, I'm sorry, I did not know that
I'm an adult, and I make my own decisions.
she's gonna end up in jail,
No, no, no, that's fine, that's fine.
then I respect that, you know?
You know what should be in mythical?
You have a real shot at happiness,
No kissimg, no eye contact, I leave as soon as you're done?
So now you're on her side?
Green Day is dumb.
You take that shot, man.
Do you believe in angels?
Oh, look how cute!
Yeah, I was just saying that yearbooks are permanent.
No, they have halos and wings, they're angels.