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No, sorry.
Want to bounce a quarter off that?
And the snowcapped mountains? White.
Wait, what?
If we miss this, I don't get another chance to break my record.
like when Madonna said Dangerous Game was terrible
♪ Unbreakable ♪
some of my best statues are of Indians.
Oh, how cute.
I guess NASA decided it was too risky to keep trying.
You couldn't even be bothered to teach me to tie my shoes,
'cause you never wanted me in the first place.
Honey, we've owned the Redskins since 1938.
by saying negative things before anyone else can,
I wish you were Geena Davis!
with my own girlfriend... hand.
Then the bunny's ear goes around the other ear and into...
like I was a bummer, you know,
Lori-Ann Schmidt!
That's one small soup for man,
Uh, would you like to enter our raffle?
You're too big.
But why? Why?
Wait, you're leaving already?
♪ Scalp the other team ♪
faster than a theoretical speed-of-light spacecraft
We all had to play it in high school.
If she even gets a whiff of anything serious,
Of course I did!
was set to mountain.
I've done it.
My neighborhood is ruined.
We're going again!
Get-A-Heading... trademark my ex-friend Timothy...
Everywhere I went, people were looking at me
even though the demolition derby was in town,
I've never been on a boat before.
I declined gator insurance, which has proven to be a mistake
Well, I know what I'm thankful for:
♪ But females are strong as hell ♪
Who Cares.
we kind of own the team.
- ISIS? - ISUS.
First of all, of course I didn't want you.
So that's fun.
My wife, Kirsten, loves this design stuff.
Lori-Ann, you are crazy.
airbrushed clothes,
Hey, sorry I'm late.