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Oh, Joe and them are like family to me.
That coast was epic.
but you can teach me how to open a beer with a lighter.
Even when you're supposed to, like in a board game scenario.
You spend your whole life training to do something,
before the critics could
Thanks, but I'm Kimmy.
Titusville?
Look, we're cool, right?
I did it.
Not just for a while. Until.
Lillian, the Carnivore Cruise Lines flagship ship Ocean Skank
I know that we stopped going to the moon
on which I would age more slowly.
I declined gator insurance
Black Jesus from the Madonna Like a Prayer video, give me a sign.
Evidently this woman fell asleep
My boyfriend's family is coming from Washington.
My baby is alive!
Got decapitated in '96
did she keep a random friend there as a buffer?
but you're just hiding from the real world again.
You're afraid of failure.
And the fact that you don't care either,
They are the best Yup
because I was, how you say,
Tell me a story about space.
Win dinner with a real astronaut?
Heck, I spent so much time at that police station,
So like I said, we're cool, right?
You too.
I don't own this apartment.
Oh, well.
standing for Never Accomplishing Space Anymore.
Duke, has Jacqueline met Russ' last girlfriend?
take the money,
So space is like American Apparel?
Well, I don't want to brag, but, uh,
You don't wait, what me. I wait, what you.
Oh, it was '98, before people knew cigarettes were bad.
According to recent CDC numbers,
a man who pretended to be Indian
And of course, I'm thankful Bobby is back.