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And what difference will that make?
his capsule crash-landing on a desert island,
You were a bad mom. You were never there for me.
I don't know why.
as the Cowboys prepare to take on the, uh...
I really liked you,
Yeah.
treating me like you got kidnapped 'cause I wore a tube skirt.
Well, Orson,
because it kept changing shapes, making landing impossible, but...
Anyway, I carry it with me everywhere.
I Finally Understand What All Those Love Songs Are Talking About, Like Sheena Easton's Sugar Walls.
I tried everything I could think of
I have the most wonderful news.
I bet this town is full of heroes.
made T-shirts,
Failure is not an option.
by Major Tony Nelson's failed space flight:
I bet you were glad I was gone,
So you and me are gonna have to get a divorce.
You mean Joe? I don't even think he was listening.
- Mom, I... - But I never gave up hope.
and she continued to snooze as construction resumed.
Right answer.
I would love to water that down,
and then you won't need your fake mom anymore.
I've got some stuff to say to you.
We Titusvillians are afraid of nothing,
like Sheena Easton's Sugar Walls.
Is this cruise the right thing to do?
Interactive couch museum,
May I have a glass of Titus with some Titus?
But no Titus on it. I'm deathly allergi-Titus.
Ground Control to Major Confusion.
Can you believe she's had four kids?
Tomorrow I need an apartment full of expensive furniture
Sweetie, get your shoes on.
Hi, Titus, I'm your astronaut, Captain Mooney.
Why do boats float and Tituses sink?
This one's a keeper, Russ.
You did your best?
Ahh! How is this fun?
Bob.
So get off my jock!
I finally understand what all those love songs are talking about,
Oh, I'm not a character here.
but I trust you.
Ms. Kaushtupper, have you ever thought
A coaster's the only place no one looks at you weird.
'cause he has his reasons.
I could have been Whitesnake's Yoko Ono.
Mm-hmm, remember when you chained yourself
I know that should make me feel better.
That seems high. Keep the bars down 'cause...
just watch some of my old audition tapes.