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Go if you're gonna go. I'm used to being ignored.
I did not realize she was a Get-A-Header.
Sweetheart, maybe I should go with you
Whew.
Now the only thing left to do
but the Redskins?
or give you the life you wanted before you had me.
And I've got to do this alone.
The Interborough Society for Urban Settlement.
I came all da vay from Sweden to dis vacation.
See? I love space!
You look real pretty.
I rented a car for the first time.
Maybe it's something the Reverend would...
Are you even listening to what I'm saying to you?
I feel like a prostitute getting a necklace.
I-I had a pumpkin pie, but I sat on it on the subway,
You were supposed to look for me until you found me.
You named me that.
and you never ate the fruit!
if he'll have me.
that Dick Wolf's snooty doorman could not.
And then I'm getting on that boat.
Now we reach for the...
Women don't rape things!
That scar on his neck goes all the way around.
Whatever.
Okay, look for the telltale signs of coasterheads:
Figured if anyone could find you, he could.
I know you're afraid Mikey won't be there when you get back.
Who is this guy?
Honey, show Jacqueline the back.
You sound like them reporters and police station ladies
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jacqueline, look,
than be with a man who sings that song.
Hand.
But every time I bring it up, they force me to hit myself
Huh? What do you lead with, your foot nipple?
shot in brain by robber.
I've never had to eat anything gross before.
No one in New York ever wants to high-five.
Titus Andromedon, 6'4, no agent.
You know what? I'm going.
and leave a good-looking corpse in Waikiki.
She apologized.
it's just too much.
Since when do you care about space?
It's saying they're tough.
I'd like to sell these.
You think I like these people?
See you, guys! You're the best.