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Oh.
If someone held a gun to your head and asked you,
Well, um, since you're done here,
What do they like to be called these days?
Ooh, who forgot their doughnuts?
Whoo!
- No, he didn't. - Yeah, he did.
There's some real goodies in here.
Oh, God! Yeah, yeah.
Aye, aye, Captain.
who's on food stamps, I'd be broke in, like, a day.
Like, what?
that I could pay for your diapers.
He's a miserable man, and it's a terrible job.
Spin around in your chair, feel the power.
Just take it over to customer service.
Wow. It's so weird seeing you as the manager.
I keep suggesting it,
just a tiny bit north of $600,000.
to customer service.
Yeah. Uh, uh-huh. Sorry, sorry. Um...
What?
I'll be the best assistant you've ever had.
I mean, come on.
- How much do you make? - Same thing we all make...
I like my new job.
Huh. I thought this was going to be a harder conversation.
Why don't I just hire you?
'cause we're the same size... women's 15.
while I was cleaning.
- You still there? - Yeah.
- That's generous of you. - Oh, no, no. No.