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- I already had my break. - Well, then it's
What does that even mean?
Oh, you can read my announcements.
Um... uh...
Whoa. You have a Lexus?
You've made it. How are you not ecstatic?
You know what? Fine. Okay, cool.
Come on! You know you want to.
Yeah, I can... I can buy these diapers.
I'm gonna pee my pants.
Who...
Probably smelling myself.
Get her! Myrtle!
to keep my opinions to myself
Well, um, technology is always changing,
which is concerning because we've only found
I'm just saying... making so much less money
and never put on any weight.
I do it all the time.
How? You live with your mother.
Really?
No, Justine, it's not funny!
One day he walked into a drugstore
- Where does all the money go? - I don't know.
- Thank you. - Amy, corporate just sent you
on under $134,000 a year?
The bus driver keeps trying to drive me to his house.
Probably makes it tough to get an erection.
Glenn never let me upgrade it because of the cost,