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Titus has joined the conversation.
She can't get through one day without drinking.
You use alcohol to make the bad stuff go away,
And until... Until... Until
(UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Why?
who's practicing cocaine-fueled karate on you.
I have a hundred chairs!
Quitters are America's unsung heroes.
Five, six, seven, eight!
How are you so strong?
'cause you just accepted my ride.
that dare to see a better world.
You're going.
You're casting me?
So I need to make Russ think that I'm more important
What was his excuse?
This is for a cruise?
and your unique set of skills.
You know, Dong and I...
when I was mad at you.
Whom. And it's already too late.
You'll notice one of my special skills
I'll just have one glass of Sancerre with my shrimp salad.
I win.
Are you sick?
♪ Oh, outside bones, outside bones ♪
♪ And whip, whip ♪
the voiceless,
He wants to take it slow.
♪ They're bones that you wash and when you're a kid ♪
The way I am has nothing to do with you.
You got an audition tomorrow.
What was it? Pills?
That was easy.
Well, you're the reason
Hey, if you hear about anything I'd be good for,
I got off on a tangent.
Well, she was fun.
I'm not great with women.
He said he's been burned before.
How can I leave when you're starting to say gay stuff like that?
Hello, is hot dog there?
In lieu of my usual audition piece,
Cheers.
Russ, you can't worry about everyone else's problems all the time.
and that is exactly what we look for
Let's move in together.
I'm with a bald pro bono property rights lawyer
This is Kurt Liebestod.
So I need you to help me figure out what he wants.
and that means you don't have to go on a bender.
Yeah, it looked like you were moving out.
Did you hear nothing Ice-T said?
- No, no. - Did you invite them?
(JUDY) Um, Titus, are you feeling okay?
♪ Watch me whip, whip ♪
And lately, she can't even wait until dinner.
that's ever crossed my path,
You're afraid of...
What the rest of the NFL is thinking about the Dallas Cowboys right now......
or the one woman who works at Goldman Sachs
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God.
Let me start by saying
My name's Russ. Pleased to meet you.
♪ And stanky leg ♪
Can't be stopped?